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Neiman Marxist, DC native, cat dad, and tongue in cheek Wife Guyℒ️ Serial entrepreneur with a focus on automating modern mundanity so we can all get back to living our lives. UTFR πŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ͺ

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Bud I needed some entertainment during my morning workout. I know bottling the league again is scary, maybe one year you’ll know what it’s like to win.

24.02.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Look, an easy test is that if you were as good as you say and confident in the team, certainly a lowly random United fan wouldn’t be able to twist you all into a tizzy on a random Tuesday after you just won the north London derby.

You’d certainly pass that with flying colors, right?

24.02.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good at everything except playing interesting attacking football.

Look, you’re at the top of the table for
now. Enjoy it while you can!

24.02.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Look, I’m just trying to verify whether there’s ANYTHING Arsenal are doing this season that’s noteworthy. Can’t even take credit where it’s due, I guess.

24.02.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Exploring specific gaps *created by pinching the goalkeeper and throwing opposition players to the ground.

Look, you’re top of the table for now. Enjoy it! It’s not my fault your miserable team makes that so hard to do.

24.02.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So you’re saying Arsenal did not rejuvenate the tactic of farming set pieces and scrumming the box.

Why all the love for your set piece coach then?

24.02.2026 12:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s fair, at least Delap at Stoke was a novel thing.

Other teams saw the increasing quality and tactical intelligence of the league and got better at attacking. You lot farm set pieces and create a rugby scrum in the box.

24.02.2026 12:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So to rephrase the question to make sure I understand it right:

β€œCould it be the rest of the league’s fault that, when faced with adversity, we decided to become 09 Stoke on steroids?”

24.02.2026 11:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I believe we are about 13 years into just needed one or two transfer windows to sort out the midfield

24.02.2026 11:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to being the supporter of any team my dude.

24.02.2026 11:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Idk man, I got to celebrate 13 league titles, two champions leagues, and god knows how many FA cups and tinpot trophies as a kid with my dad so I’m good taking some time off winning. At least we have a golden age to look back on while we rebuild Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

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24.02.2026 10:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

25% of your open play goals in the league have come against spurs l m a o

24.02.2026 10:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

L m f a o did you really just type out a wish dot com ass Joker bit about failing so spectacularly at winning that you spent five years building a new breed of super haram ball in a lab only to find that you disgust the people you wanted to impress?

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Look man, if you’re happy with this than I’m happy for you. All I know is if my club abandoned everything that made me love the beautiful game I’d be mad but hey at least you’re five points clear with a game in hand :)

24.02.2026 10:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The way referees have judged fouls in the box during corners has absolutely changed over the last few seasons.

Look bud, I know Arsenal haven’t won a meaningful trophy in five years or a title in more than 20, but you can’t be happy with this.

24.02.2026 10:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

What a fall from the days of Wenger. At least that was something I could respect. This team disgusts me.

24.02.2026 10:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So you had to dig through an opposing fan’s profile for something to use as a gotcha because you can’t argue the substance of the point? Rattled.

24.02.2026 10:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, I forgot to credit Arteta’s muse Tony Pulis.

You know the ways refs calling fouls in the box during set plays has changed. Pinning the goalkeeper between two players was a foul two years ago. Arsenal figured out it wasn’t, and have built a title challenge on farming corners.

24.02.2026 10:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

I’m really not sure what this is supposed to prove. You occasionally use more than 1 (one) tactic from set pieces?

24.02.2026 10:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re just rattled and are adopting a siege mentality because the rest of the league (rightly) wants them to lose.

24.02.2026 10:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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lol, lmao

24.02.2026 10:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Arsenal brought this to the league.

24.02.2026 10:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

You’ve played a game more than other clubs. Before this weekend you were fourth in open play goals scored. Open play goals account for 58% of your goals, putting you 16th in the league. 25% of your open play goals have come against spurs.

Grim.

24.02.2026 10:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What is it that they what beyond this?

19.02.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This book is SO good. It's the resource I never knew I needed and one of the first technical manuals I've genuinely enjoyed reading cover to cover.

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