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@seismicshed

Husband to a patient wife. Father to a trans daughter and an 8ft son. Increasingly frustrated and angry with the stupidity of the world. Musician. Gardener. Drinker. Straight cis πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ ally. He / him.

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No. VW.

11.03.2026 11:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's smug, and then there's my mate Rich who got an electric van last month smug.

11.03.2026 09:31 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Two women sitting in a fast food restaurant. One is showing the other something in her phone. One woman’s face is obscured by her drink

Two women sitting in a fast food restaurant. One is showing the other something in her phone. One woman’s face is obscured by her drink

A woman on a crossing in NYC. She holds her phone and is looking at the camera with a half smile

A woman on a crossing in NYC. She holds her phone and is looking at the camera with a half smile

An older woman with white hair arranges flowers at her kitchen sink

An older woman with white hair arranges flowers at her kitchen sink

A young woman’s reflection in a train window

A young woman’s reflection in a train window

I’m a street photographer and I’ve spent many years photographing women both candidly and in portraits. This is a thread of some of my photos to celebrate International Women’s Day. These images were captured all over the world and some of them go back about 20 years
#streetphotography

08.03.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

<shouting upstairs>
You better not be laying mines in the Straits of Hormuz up there!

10.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I know more than one couple who's marriage has endured because they barely see each other.

10.03.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've considered this in more depth and the best advice I can give is to avoid too many arguments about money by buying a house in 2001.

10.03.2026 12:52 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No, of course you can't have healthcare, it's too expensive.

10.03.2026 12:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Acknowledged.

10.03.2026 12:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations. The photos stay firmly under lock and key.

10.03.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Im sure it sounds glib but so many people seem to treat their relationship as a competition to be won, rather than an experience to share.

10.03.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly? seek things to laugh about, not things to argue about.

10.03.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Celebrating 26 years of wedded bliss today. She's a bloody lucky woman, my wife.

10.03.2026 11:41 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't believe they didn't go with Rambo No 5

09.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We'll wait for you.

09.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I gave up when they went to Β£2.50 for 20 πŸ˜‚

09.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*blocked*

09.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, I hated B&H. I was a marlboro man.

09.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was thinking Joe Fagin, and maybe Joe Cocker.

09.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Awesome. Starts in half an hour in north Northamptonshire.

09.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone want to come and sing at the open mic for me? I can play but my voice is all cracked and mangled.

09.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Ruin????

09.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Indeed. Some crows were haranguing them earlier and they didn't give a monkeys.

09.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A pair of Red Kites, seemingly impossible to photograph well from a phone, have provided us with a masterful display of grace in flight this afternoon.

09.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. That was it.

09.03.2026 11:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just thinking back to that time when the world wasn't flaming pile of shit.

I think it was a Wednesday.

09.03.2026 11:39 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Talk Shite.

08.03.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Got a gig near there in a few weeks.

08.03.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The people who told us austerity was crucial, Brexit would be brilliant, Boris Johnson’s amazing and Liz Truss is an economic genius, are now insisting the country should join an illegal war

#BBCLauraK

08.03.2026 09:38 πŸ‘ 625 πŸ” 222 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 3

It's usually to do with a drinking game.

07.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway, soon be cricket season.

07.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0