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Officials say the public should not be alarmed if they see additional test animals in the future, noting:
“If one escapes, you’ll probably see it coming from several counties away.”
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Scientists say the hybrid was possible because the two animals share distant evolutionary ancestry.
The animal is currently being monitored in a controlled research enclosure while researchers study its behavior and determine whether it prefers Wyoming sagebrush or imported African acacia leaves.
The horse-sized animal reportedly combines the speed of a pronghorn with the height and browsing ability of a giraffe, allowing it to reach vegetation up to 12 feet high while still capable of running nearly 50 mph.
Researchers at a private wildlife laboratory outside Casper revealed this morning they have successfully crossbred a North American pronghorn with a giraffe, producing what scientists are calling the first “Prongiraffe.”
Casper Planet Wyoming Genetics Lab Announces First Successful Pronghorn–Giraffe Hybrid Researchers at a private wildlife laboratory outside Casper revealed this morning they have successfully crossbred a North American pronghorn with a giraffe, producing what scientists are calling the first “Prongiraffe.” The horse-sized animal reportedly combines the speed of a pronghorn with the height and browsing ability of a giraffe, allowing it to reach vegetation up to 12 feet high while still capable of running nearly 50 mph. Scientists say the hybrid was possible because the two animals share distant evolutionary ancestry. The animal is currently being monitored in a controlled research enclosure while researchers study its behavior and determine whether it prefers Wyoming sagebrush or imported African acacia leaves. Officials say the public should not be alarmed if they see additional test animals in the future, noting: “If one escapes, you’ll probably see it coming from several counties away.” Casper Planet is a known satire site.
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Wyoming Genetics Lab Announces First Successful Pronghorn–Giraffe Hybrid
This can be a solution but a pipeline would be good too.
Kill ‘em all.
Have we reached peak Trump?
Country got along fine without DHS until George W.
“Vietnam has removed its import tariffs on fuel, while Bangladesh has shut down its universities to conserve energy. Last week, China asked its refiners to suspend fuel exports and cancel any existing oil shipments.“
Langley is expected to recover and has reportedly told hospital staff he plans to continue advocating for wolves, though future efforts will likely involve “less crying and significantly more distance.” 🐺
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A spokesperson for Wyoming Conservation Services reminded visitors that wolves are wild animals.
“While we appreciate people caring about wildlife,” the spokesperson said, “we strongly discourage attempting group therapy sessions with apex predators.”
Rescue crews located Langley roughly 200 yards from where the encounter began. He was transported to a regional hospital with multiple bite wounds and what doctors described as “a dramatically revised understanding of wildlife behavior.”
Campers called emergency services after hearing shouting followed by what one witness described as “several minutes of very aggressive wildlife counseling.”
Authorities say Langley successfully summoned the pack but quickly discovered the animals were less interested in emotional healing and more interested in dinner.
“At first we thought someone was injured,” said camper Brad Hollis. “Then we heard him yelling things like ‘I feel your sorrow, brothers!’ and ‘Your suffering is my suffering!’ right before the wolves showed up.”
Witnesses camping in the area said they heard what sounded like “a very emotional coyote mixed with someone going through a breakup.”
Langley reportedly hiked into a remote area outside the Bridger-Teton National Forest shortly after sunset and began howling and weeping loudly in an attempt to attract a nearby pack.
According to officials with Wyoming Conservation Services, 34-year-old Trevor Langley of Portland arrived in the state earlier this week after posting on social media that he planned to “stand with wolves and share their pain through communal crying.”
According to officials with Wyoming Conservation Services, 34-year-old Trevor Langley of Portland arrived in the state earlier this week after posting on social media that he planned to “stand with wolves and share their pain through communal crying.” Langley reportedly hiked into a remote area outside the Bridger-Teton National Forest shortly after sunset and began howling and weeping loudly in an attempt to attract a nearby pack. Witnesses camping in the area said they heard what sounded like “a very emotional coyote mixed with someone going through a breakup.” “At first we thought someone was injured,” said camper Brad Hollis. “Then we heard him yelling things like ‘I feel your sorrow, brothers!’ and ‘Your suffering is my suffering!’ right before the wolves showed up.” Authorities say Langley successfully summoned the pack but quickly discovered the animals were less interested in emotional healing and more interested in dinner. Campers called emergency services after hearing shouting followed by what one witness described as “several minutes of very aggressive wildlife counseling.” Rescue crews located Langley roughly 200 yards from where the encounter began. He was transported to a regional hospital with multiple bite wounds and what doctors described as “a dramatically revised understanding of wildlife behavior.” A spokesperson for Wyoming Conservation Services reminded visitors that wolves are wild animals. “While we appreciate people caring about wildlife,” the spokesperson said, “we strongly discourage attempting group therapy sessions with apex predators.” Langley is expected to recover and has reportedly told hospital staff he plans to continue advocating for wolves, though future efforts will likely involve “less crying and significantly more distance.” 🐺
Animal Activist Hospitalized After Attempting to “Cry With Wolves” in Wyoming
Sublette County, WY - An out-of-state animal activist who traveled to Wyoming hoping to “connect spiritually” with local wolves is recovering in the hospital after the experience took a violent turn late Sunday night.
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AIPAC, the hard-line pro-Israel lobbying organization that once commanded bipartisan fealty, has increasingly become a boogeyman in Democratic circles, with scores of candidates distancing themselves from the group.
