Jon 🎃

You were drunk at the time

What’s going on here

Oh no will you die

Congratulations on your penis

Excess beanage

Well I mean I have to resort to flopping it out every week

Just been told I’m “boring” by someone with 16 followers

Yes Minister, episode 1:

“Can you keep a secret?”
“Yes”
“So can I”

The exact same lines were used in Clue a few years later.

Jonathan Lynn was a writer for both 🤔

🧐

Warmer as well

Feels familiar

😳 #XXL

I asked Gemini about possible RSI and it asked if I wanted to learn more about wrist-strengthening exercises.

It’s ok I’m good

Sky Mix is showing the last ever episode of Star Trek TNG on Wednesday. What will I do at 7pm every weeknight now?

Ah, they’re just starting over again with S1 E1. As you were

You must be new here

What. That’s a font.

Are you saying the fire is a hoax? OMG THIS IS HUGE!

8 x 100 =800. 10 x 9 + 7 and take it off

703

I do like it when I’m being tailgated and the limit goes from 30 to 60 going up a hill because they get to see me disappear into the distance

I need a filling replaced so it’ll be a total of £230 🥳

A rat-faced little chav in a Peugeot was tailgating me through Sidmouth and when I gently slowed down for the 20 limit he went absolutely mental.

Quite enjoyed it tbh

hehe

Went Aldi. Duck wraps, packet of crisps for sharing that I did not share

Dentist later. £90 for a check up, scale and polish. I’m already furious

Is it lunchtime yet yes

Just plonked down on this ergonomic 5 wheeled adjustable office chair and one of my balls got in the way

Found his Instagram

It’s like ITV’s adaptation of Murder Is Easy. Whenever Miss Marple is asked a question I say the correct reply in my head, which is “Oh, I don’t know dear. I’m not supposed to be in this one”

I think we all want you to do that