Jodorowsky’s Dude

feelin like a roomba in the house from house of leaves

the duty of the people of my country, our duty to the world, is to orchestrate our country’s destruction

[The proletariat] is becoming increasingly aware of the criminal character of the war, and not only have the bourgeoisie been unable to shatter this popular conviction, but, on the contrary, awareness of the criminal character of the war is growing.

What’s wrong? Oh nothing…it’s just that you haven’t even complimented my cursed amulet…

has anyone in the government even bothered to tell anyone what reason we are pretending to rely on here this time? not even a fig leaf anymore. just spree killings. mass murderer shit

lot of bad things about being a therapist but one underdiscussed bad thing is that I can’t dress sexy at work

Actually, it is precisely the bourgeoisie that has always played the hypocrite by characterising formal equality as “democracy”, and in practice using force against the poor, the working people, the small peasants and the workers, by employing countless means of deception, oppression, etc.

glovesick

It’s kind of giving communist Neil degrasse Tyson

of grapes and wrath

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

me to my haters

i know it's complicated but ironically saying I'm Going To Kill Myself online is still based and punk because it is a sentiment that can't be commodified. corporations can be slay or chopped or whatever but they will never be threatening suicide

island. . is land question ? they did nt no. from the boat . that s why they call it island

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he was the blueprint

i was born in the wrong generation i should be calling 28 year olds "unc" and getting told to kill myself by my best friends on discord

A thing you sort of have to explain to folks that think being Democrats and opposing Trump is enough: the reason you didn’t hear about ICE as much in Biden and Obama’s terms is because they were smart enough to NOT do the shock troop routine bsky.app/profile/edit...

the dentist warned me not to “fall for any tiktok toothbrush scams”

the overhead tv at the dentist's office at my 8am biannual cleaning was playing interviews with survivors of the auschwitz concentration camp

i keep getting into fights with other quakers at my meeting for saying i think organized violence against the state is good

Calling him “Mr. Dilbert” is what sets the Onion apart.

thank you kyrsten sinema for bringing reverse harems to our great nation

proving myself a patriot by googling "kyrsten sinema medicinal psychedelic retreat"

I heard an emo/pop punk song at the gym that I swear sounded like this

doctor says i have "wandering womb 'for boys'"

brand names for drugs should be illegal. you shouldn’t be able to call your pill like, Vybrint or GlukEase if it has even a small chance of causing perineal gangrene

need a woman built like her (spring-loaded boxing glove in her pussy)

insanely good hair day

you called Dede from dexters lab stupid