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Congress, step the fuck up

A paragon of Christianity.

This shit works in Texas

OK, gang, this is the one we use from now on

The media must make him answer for this out loud. Catch him off guard and for god’s sake include an unflattering picture.

This is the stupidest story yet.

Wait, WHAT? The press with must ask these acolytes what shoes they are wearing and why they would agree to this level of insane sycophancy. Make them say it out loud. This is the administration in a nutshell….a gigantic fucking nutshell. I’m losing my mind with this.

We need a rolling montage of all the things he said were happening in “two weeks”…health care plan, Obama birth certificate…

New costume opportunities!

I’m so afraid one of his transactions will be moving Bondi and replacing her with Ken Paxton. I had that thought this morning and I’ve been seizing up since.

It does open up lots of costume opportunities…gaucho, Inca Princess?

Be careful what you wish for

Examine it to the ground. Expose what’s happening loudly.

Yes @governorwalz.mn.gov, yes!

Thank you for keeping me off the floor in a fetal position

I wonder, in moments where I’m not consumed with horrible news, that if the next administration refuses payment for east wing construction, will they file liens on the White House?

Works for me Senator.

How in the absolute hell did I miss this? Mike Johnson is connected to this lunacy. It is the unhinged belief of the man third in line to the presidency. I’m floored.

The constant challenge in Texas is determining whether they are conniving grifters or bumbling idiots. Nothing more dangerous to a democracy than fumbling morons acting with no moral basis. It’s maddening and exhausting.

..and Dan Caine described the troops as “frosty”. Does Stephen Miller write ALL the speeches? This is, indeed, nuts.

The guy has two first names. He stays confused

I would argue that Graham is anything but intellectually consistent

Right there with you. She is missing a big picture here

I love you, Lloyd, but today you need to aim higher

This is why I’m no longer a subscriber. They add nothing of value

He can’t even pick a first name.

Oh, really? Were the strikes kinetic in nature? Was their synergy between the warfighting paradigms? Did you all ideate a 360-degree workaround for the blockchain?

We are supposed to trust his military when they just shot down our own drone near El Paso…

U.S. military spending is set to hit a record $1.5 trillion.

Roughly half of defense spending goes to private contractors that routinely price-gouge the government.

Meanwhile, the Pentagon has failed EIGHT straight audits.

The military industrial complex is cheering today.