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Pretty much

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Went straight from lifeguarding to yoga today and forgot to bring underwear to change into and I made it through 2.5 hours of classes without my cock or balls coming out of my shorts. Dubs in the chat

Also keeping track of the l lies is half the fun!

Happy birthday jesse don't worry the thoughts don't really start getting bad until 42 in my experience

You would absolutely press the button don't fucking lie

I was following her for her writing in "tacky" and "sloppy" and her podcast "low culture boil" but now that I'm hearing she engages in gleeful antisocial low-trust behavior I'm unfollowing

Motion blur or tilt-shift?

Lucha libre at Arena Mexico

This is why following your local music scene is so much better. Every three years or so the same thirty people have formed eight to ten all new bands from the ashes of the eight to ten old ones that made one great EP and broke up

Finally underwear for the fellas

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Iirc its from an article about how people can't be normal online about her which is even funnier

A beautiful woman told me that once so i know its true

I'm told that the yearning is what they want

That's a very good point

I dunno since it's women's day i gotta take her side here

Oh, because it's women's day it's gotta be eggs??? Do better fredo

The symphony starts in two minutes i don't have time to flesh this out but you know the format: Koko the gorilla talking to the senator who came up with daylight savings time and women's day being on the same day. Ends with Koko saying "misogyny senator"

Prepare her a full English breakfast and give her an Irish goodbye

9 days is about the lifespan of fresh cut flowers in a vase, absolutely do it. Make a remark at how poetic it is that her beauty and theirs will be in your life for the same time or something like that

Im at the symphony right now haus! they're about to start, i will look at your perfect breasts later

I think beautiful women shouldn't have to hold up any of the sky they should be napping or yearning

Back in my day we had to come about our niche european racism through reading and learning we couldn't just ask reddit

Oh is it women's day? Personally I don't need a holiday to celebrate women because I do it every day but I'm glad you think women deserve at least one day

"debate technique" buddy you're on the website for jokes and pictures of lunch

We're putting cybersmith in charge of the levant