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Footage of Girl's Night after two margaritas

An Ode to Classic File Select Screens - SimplyAJ YouTube video by SimplyAJ

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Remember when File Select Screens were fun and had personality? Cause I do! In this video I share a few of my favorites, so let me know yours!

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As always shares/reposts are always appreciated. Thanks pals!

This is actual footage

My boyfriend carrying me home after two margaritas

Bitter Spray for puppies is never worth it. They dgaf and it somehow always ends up in your mouth.

Nothing makes you hate old people more than Costco and the state of the economy.

A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

The only community that's deluded themselves into thinking manipulating the in game timer is saving them real world time.

The only item in my buddy's barracks room fridge the entire time I knew him was a 6 gallon jug filled with jungle juice.

me on my way to water some more tall grass in Pokopia

Ppl are dying Kim

Re9 comic Grace and Leon on opposites site of a gate Leon: Don't worry, you'll be fine Leon: You know how to suplex a guy, right? Grace: umm... no... Leon: oh... but you can parry a chainsaw, yeah? Grace: what?! no!!! Leon, walking away concerned: "oh... well, good luck anyway" Grace looks very sad and pathetic

smh what are they teaching kids these days? 😕 #re9

Pokopia selfie with my character and a squirtle

Just started Pokopia today. The music is so chill and satisfying. I feel like I'm back in Animal Crossing 2020.

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

SamWithoutAPlan - Twitch 🧟 The Final Quest & Trophy Clean Up🧟‍♀️ | 10 Year Streamiversary All Year! | @samwithoutaplan

Only 2 trophies away from the plat in RE9 and I have to do The Final Quest to get it.

It's my 10 year streaming anniversary this year and tonight I'm playing RE9 again before I start challenge runs

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King of All Cosmos says today is a good day for rolling.

My mom said she can drive us over to WWIII or pick us up but she's not gonna do both.

My mom said she can drive us over to WWIII or pick us up but she's not gonna do both.

Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil in a wedding chapel. Text says I'm getting married but I see Leon Kennedy in the crowd.

Cried literal tears on stream at the end of RE9 😭

i’ve been posting a lot less lately because most stuff i want to say can only be said inside my home to the person who can invoke spousal privilege if asked to testify about what i said 🥰

27 seasons of SVU and the greatest thing they have ever done is briefly show the ADA wearing the jersey from the unit’s otherwise unmentioned rec league softball team

The scariest thing in Resident Evil Requiem was when Leon's shotgun strap kept getting an erection.

Retro video game Lollipop Chainsaw for the PS3

I've been looking for this game, in its original case, for years! Finally found it at a goodwill of all places.

🤠

Frank Gallagher from Shameless looking dirty with old grey beanie.

Frank Gallagher from Shameless looking dirty with sleeveless tank and denim shorts

Frank Gallagher from Shameless looking dirty with old grey beanie and head to toe denim.

How I look when he calls me beautiful

You ever see a post so good it makes you mad you didn't think of it first? This is mine

"You're so funny!"

Thanks, I'm never allowed to eat grapefruit.

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

It's so freakin good!!