move slow and repair things
move slow and repair things
the Voight-Kampff test of the near future is gonna be telling jokes
the "leave your shoes on, you're good" took me out as well
The "ban whistles" stuff is how you know whistles are working incredibly well
Stopping for a moment to acknowledge that it's absolutely nuts that everybody's schedule is now like "2:00 meeting, 3:00 daycare patrol, 4:00 emails." And we just...do it because what other choice is there?
smartphone screenshot of the transcript from the Anime Sickos podcast episode "The Sickos Get Priced out of Microcenter" with the podcast's disgusting little icon in the corner depicting cartoon Joe and cartoon Tom with their tongues outside their head - highlighted text: You said Weird Era, you werne't lying. Okay, yeah, no, I'm Joe Anderson, the normal co-host
HOOTING
ABSOLUTELY HOLLERING
LOSING MY SHIT
#animesickospodcast @animesickos.bsky.social @tomharrison.bsky.social @shariauncle.bsky.social
I sat down with Michael Fanone and Daniel Hodges, who both defended the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021 and experienced some of the most brutal violence that day.
We watched their bodycam footage together - moment by moment.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvL4...
100% ready to disrupt the mammogram industry, there's gotta be a better way than this sci-fi sado-masochism horror
pictured: erica dreisbach (blue-haired, gorgeous, filled with the vibrance of 2014) performs from the Haymarket stage, reading aloud from a notebook; text: "Bill Clinton, naked and spent in the armchair."
feeling plagiarized by reality rn
from 2014: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR5M...
my wokest opinion is that land acknowledgements are fine. people knowing a little bit about the land you're on, even if one isn't invested in a land back project, is not particularly worse than the status quo, even if one comes by this info in a way that is somewhat cringe and forced
lol i'm going to start calling you "junior" i'm going to start slying remarking to you, "i thought the same thing when i was your age"
check w your alder! ward offices are stocking them!
different topic: a while back when singing "Baa Baa Black Sheep" it hit me:
the little boy who lives down the lane is the illegitimate child of the master. or possibly the dame.
thus singing the song is a way to safely gossip.
TELL ME I'M WRONG
you will find: you cannot
a game i sometimes play is the "make it make sense game" where i identify or imagine a reason that reveals a human (even if hideous) explanation
re: the vile unqualified editor-in-chief everyone is talking about, it cannot be overstated how Being a Good Fundraiser can rocket you to the top
Chicago finally looks like everyone's parents imagine it: gangs of violent young men with guns roaming the streets, literally looking for trouble.
Still image of Chancellor Palpatine from Star Wars episode III, as he sits smiling like a messy bitch pretending to be captured and watches his potential padawan attack his current padawan
The messiest bitch you know is a man
Poster for GENIUS NIGHT! Monday Sept 29, Cafe Mustache, 7pm. Hosted by Tom Harrison, feat. Devon Price, Josh Watkins, Mike Migdall, Tom McHenry, Sara McHenry, erica dreisbach, with Kevin Johnson's new quiz
FOLKS: it is two mere weeks until GENIUS NIGHT bursts onto the scene and redefines the live comedy world (current definition: "A world of shows of which Genius Night is not one").
Mark your calendars and get our there to Cafe Mustache on Sept 29 at 7pm!! This lineup is ALL KILLERS!
it's truly no wonder so many men treated metoo like an existential threat bc there are men whose entire public existence relies on people not comparing notes
dread
The poster for the first ever "Genius Night." A Comedy show on Mon Sept 29th at 7pm at Cafe Mustache, hosted by Tom Harrison and featuring Devon Price, Josh Watkins, Mike Migdall, Tom McHenry, Sara McHenry, erica dreisbach, and Kevin Johnson
From the ashes of the Skewer rises GENIUS NIGHT: A NIGHT FOR GENIUSES, a live comedy show co-produced by Tom of @animesickos.bsky.social!
If you loved the Skewer you'll love this.
Be there for our first show Monday Sept 29th, 7pm at Cafe Mustache in Chicago! Check out that lineup!! Jesus christ!
everything is getting much worse but i am at the gym and two bros are talking about numerology and their feelings while lifting kettlebells and some things, unambiguously, are getting better
all these "Barrett SLAMS Jackson!!" pieces ... ... KBJ wasn't writing to impress her co-workers, babe. She was writing for me.
Still from Legasov's testimony in the final episode of "Chernobyl" in which Legasov uses red and blue cards to demonstrate the balancing factors stabilizing the nuclear reactor. Overlaid on Legasov is the text "Trump v CASA". Overlaid on the final card being pulled away, representing the water and xenon that are the last remaining elements preventing nuclear explosion, is "judicial check on plainly unlawful executive action."
cc @notalawyer.bsky.social @fleerultra.bsky.social @moiradonegan.bsky.social
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my Romanian uncle-in-law's take is that the Moldovan accent led to the more poetic "dragostea din tei" ("love under the [silver] lime tree") instead of "dragostea de te" ("love of you") and it's taken ~15 yrs but i now understand enough Romanian to know this is Standard Uncle Mild Racism
titrating dissociation
la naiba
a goofy face with even passable timing remains a killer bit
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