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Cruel af 😭

God, you are so hot!! I really hope I could meet you one day, but you are always booked out 😭

Gorgeous Eve ❤️❤️❤️

Also, you need to start an OnlyFans 🙏

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I mean, fair enough… but you are Pavlov and I’m the dog! And I’m drooling and… waiting😭😭😭🤤🤤🤤🐶🐶🐶

Red noses matching pink nippies!!! The Perfect Christmas Harmony 🤩🎄

What a bunch of rubbish and horrible things to say about you, lovely Sage. You are such a beautiful soul! Anyone that has had the pleasure to meeting you knows that your service is first class! I’m sorry you had to read that. I hope you are doing ok. We all know your worth!!! ❤️

Heidi was right! You look stunning!!!!

OMG yessss!

Jeez! That hair!!

You can’t marry anyone! you are committed to Satan for the eternity

Even if I take you to Maccas on our first date? Can I still have my happy meal?

That’s terribly sad! I’ll pass on your disappointment to the club’s secretary. She’ll log it in Heidi May’s official Book of Tears and Sorrows, Volume 12 and a candle will be lit in your honour at the next committee meeting 🕯️

Yeah, it’s tough right now. The waitlist to join the fan club is only about 8.5 years. Hang in there. Hope you’re not in a rush!

But who else could they possibly put on the cover of their Sexiest, Hottest, and Most Glamorous edition? Also, I wanted a hard copy of that issue… 🤨

My dear lord, You look absolutely stunning in these photos! You made my day!!!

Khloe on top!!🔥 We all love Khloe! ❤️

Yes, please!

Yes, but it’s too cold in here and “later” can’t come soon enough! 😭

Without me??!! 😘

Of course Khloe is the best! ❤️ Congratulations!!

I felt the twinge! Was I meant to?

That’s exciting!!! I can’t wait to see you!!

😭

A-May-Zing!

Woah! 😲