SeanQ aka Stinky Peet

Do they still like naming characters after Beastie Boys songs? Maybe we'll get Saba Taj or Chekya Hed

Short for Guy Orders Irish To Sing Everything

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

This is so true it caused me physical pain to read it.

I ordered a $30 item off eBay, and just had to pay UPS a $4.89 tariff and another $24 in "government partner processing fees".

Michael Clarke Duncan in The Green Mile saying, "I'm tired, boss."

Me every Tuesday afternoon, like clockwork, thinking about the rest of my work week.

Milwaukee Brewers glove logo

Hard agree, second only to this one

Kids of today will never know of the beautiful voice that Pavarotti had. Picture of Ron Jeremy busting

Kash Patel Faces Backlash After Partying With Nancy Guthrie’s Captors

Kash Patel Faces Backlash After Partying With Nancy Guthrie’s Captors https://theonion.com/kash-patel-faces-backlash-after-partying-with-nancy-guthries-captors/

Live. Love. Laugh. Recycle.

Lots to like about this guy so far.

I once got a local mayoral candidate to finally stop texting me by replying that if she was running against a sentient potato I’d litter my yard with “Team French Fry” signs.

So how much adderall constitutes a lethal dose? Thinking of opening a Kalshi account and placing a small bet on him doing the funniest thing ever.

All I see are civic-minded citizens clearing the snow from the park with their bare hands.

A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

Totally normal democratic government behavior

I forget the name but it had Nicholas Cage and Tea Leoni, and you spent the entire movie watching him create this family only for them all to disappear in a rug pull at the end.

Bunsen Honeydew's head crudely Photoshopped onto Benson Boone's open chest pant-suited torso

Only because I couldn't sleep until I made it - Bunson Honeyboone

Not if Colebeer Fridaynight gets to him first

I never realized that the climactic drag race in "Grease" was an homage to this scene.

Sequential posts from my timeline, the first showing a cartoon Foxtrot artist Bill Amend drew on a napkin of Captain America punching Hitler, immediately followed by a post praising him as the anti-Dilbert.

Great job tonight, Bluesky, no notes.

10th grade US History class, little did we know....

In fairness to her, she did more than "try" to set fire to that building. The least that reporter could do was proclaim her success (and maybe blur out her face).

Let 'er rip, tater chip.

Random half-asleep thought from last night's battle with insomnia: has a drag queen ever dressed as a kindly British grandma and called herself Nan Tucket?

Would have guessed the Froot Loops toucan but he already lost everything on NFTs.

Just once, someone follow up with "As the Speaker of this House, isn't that something you should be expected to know? Why are you so uninformed about hearings taking place in the body you oversee?"

I would believe Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide before I believed Cobain was murdered.

I guess his being held out of the WBC is no longer in question.