king dom cummies.

why i never see jehova witness anymore please be brutally honest if need be why have i never encountered one please save me

a nigga climb through my roof, ima beat his ass in the head with a hammer

anyone know a hung cishet man who can get hard on command? i wanna stage a production of romeo&juliet but every time romeo talks to or abt juliet he pops a huge, visible-from-far-away boner. also nobody is cast as juliet. everyone on stage just reads her lines in their heads, pretending she’s there.

why doesnt the US president open-carry a gun all The time? like who would stop them they’re the president

just used the phrase “leverage our core competencies“ earnestly during a business call. i’ll see myself over to the guillotine.

in any reputable contemporary anglo-american english dictionary, you got slat, slit, slot, and slut. where is slet? what would it mean?

as a flaky person beset by constant self-loathing, it’s kinda heartening when someone flakes on me. a good reminder that i’m not literally the worst for not having perfect logistical faculties, since people beloveds also don’t. ionno, a nice upside to frustrated plans. ☺️

astounding that the toy story theme guy got cancelled (and only momentarily) for a song re: short people, and not for just bangin out loud with the hard r

just discovered this restaurant has randy newman’s “rednecks” on its jukebox apps. iykyk (unfortunately)

(i spose “a consequence of the existence of the totalizing power” is more accurate than “fabricated”, but you get the idea.)

a relevant object case: osama bin laden is dead, but the war on terror turned out to be a forever war. (yes, the osama character was fabricated.)

the insinuation that a totalizing power is a malign aberration that emerges in the face of catastrophe, uses catastrophe as an opportunity, i guess is sorta incisive. but the idea that that malignancy can be exorcised simply by the defeat of the manufactured terrorist is naive for sure.

wicked for good was… eh. mostly frustrated by the central power fabricating the wicked-witch-as-terrorist, then the wicked witch capitulating to that role, engineering her own seeming demise, then… just everything goes back to how it was in the good old days?

you shit the bed, now you gotta lie in it

stupid ungrateful body. i feed it the finest (e.g. chocolate-coated espresso beans, cheese puffs)—what does it give in return? diarrhea.

boof poppers??

just been elected god-emperor of #antifa AMA

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it’s okay to be a woman

whoops my b gurl 😅

a black person’s “i’m black and i don’t find this racist thing offensive” is just a variation on a white person’s “i have lots of black friends so i can say racist things.” different flavor, same soda.

charlie kirk feet pics pls

A picture of Mark and Chan Zuckerberg, featured in an article for Business Insider. The headline for this article reads "Chan Zuckerberg Initiative Announces Project to End Human Disease."

it's oddly comforting that our overlords are forthright about their disdain for humanity now.

so, wait. is the gay app where we're allowed to type slurs? because, again, us mutts really gotta reclaim "mulatto," really bang out loud with it.