SATURN IS IN ARIES

Neptune exiting my 7th house really punched the rose colored glasses of my fucking face

Nodal reversal during the eclipses 💀💀 kicking my ass

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Me watching the astrology play out

Bumper sticker that reads, “ if you haven’t changed your mind lately – how can you be sure you still have one?”

Gemini season

Saturn in Aries so far has felt like the I’ll make a man out of you montage in Mulan for me. I have so much more motivation, maybe it’s because my Saturn return is coming up too

I’m a waitress. The last 3 days of Saturn being in Aries has had people’s audacity turned the fuck up holy shit people are crabby. It’s interesting seeing how the transits affect people

Every time there’s a major Aries transit I get a headache 🫠

Outer planets ingressing into the next sign is like the new years countdown for astrologers. No one around me knows about Saturn entering Aries or what it means, but I know there’s hundreds of other people out there like me who know the time of the ingress and are waiting

Do not sleep on new & full moons that conjoin your lot of fortune or lot of spirit!!

One of the weird things about experiencing astrology is when a day you flagged a year ago comes around finally

They corrected her letter under the Virgo moon 😂

#astrology

Positive: Mars is in Leo and out of fall! Negative: it is now in my 12th house lmao 🫠 At least it will start speeding up

I am so deeply ashamed of the human race, particularly the ones who think it’s funny to pick on the vulnerable.

The United States has become a Virgos hell

Neptune has officially entered Aries for the first time since the 1800s (no big deal!!!) 💥🧵

🔥🔱Neptune is in Aries 🔱🔥

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The Mercury retrograde cazimi in Aries

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Anyone else get depressed as hell when the moon moves through Scorpio

I was listening to an Austin Coppock lecture yesterday and he said something to the effect of “if you try to escape the natal chart, it will chase you down” and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since

Scorpio moon transits will either manifest as a spicy interaction or the most traumatizing event of your life

Being in a Jupiter profection year the same year that Jupiter enters his exaltation gotta be one of the greatest delights known to man

Happy Pisces season

March is such an astrological shit show that it’s almost comical. Like what do you MEAN we have eclipse season, a Venus retrograde AND a Mercury retrograde PLUS Neptune entering Aries for the first time since the 1800s. HOWMST.

Aries Saturn meme about making it end

Who else isn’t ready