Jasmine's been howling in a weird place recently, (instead of outside my door.) and today I discovered it's because a new unfixed tom has shown up.
Girl your tubes have been tied for 17 years.
Might make him easier to trap, though.
Gotta rent a trap. Trap his ass. Take his nuts.
12.03.2026 13:04
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Super Metroid ad
Nintendo
SNES
1994
Super Metroid ad (1994)
#retro #art #gaming #Metroid
12.03.2026 12:52
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We should oppress the bilingual.
12.03.2026 12:40
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I think everyone that disagrees with me about any single thing should simply cease to exist. I've figured out all the correct opinions.
12.03.2026 10:15
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AND THEY'VE BEEN DOING IT SINCE THE SECOND GAME
Love them for that.
12.03.2026 06:09
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That's absolutely sick. Sick as fuck!!! Hell yeah.
That's the Python based one, right?
12.03.2026 06:07
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It totally looks like real blood! Badass neon red, just like a fruit gusher.
I feel bad for every kid stuck with a 3 button controller. How did Smash TV even work with that thing? Were you forced to use 2?
12.03.2026 06:06
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Steve Purcell worked on this game!
12.03.2026 06:03
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Which makes Doom coming to the platform totally uncensored at Nintendo's request wild.
12.03.2026 06:02
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The funniest thing to me has been Mr. Sakurai himself making jokes about how many FE characters are in Smash at request of Nintendo higherups after Melee really boosted sales of the series in the US.
12.03.2026 01:56
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Thought he was on an Xbox controller for a second.
12.03.2026 01:53
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Is that a Fire Emblem game?! D:
12.03.2026 01:07
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Bottoms don't poop. Whenever they're in the bathroom for a long time they're actually making prison hooch.
12.03.2026 00:06
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There were 3 screens and it was part of some new thing Nintendo was letting me test where the screens were like windows into the game, the camera moved based on the screens' locations + your input.
There were Splatoons that came up and knocked on the screen and that's how you picked your character.
11.03.2026 23:59
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I hope you have a great day with this onion knowledge!
If you ever plan to grow them, they are easy to grow, (as onions tend to be) but they are toxic to pets, so be careful!
11.03.2026 23:56
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Tommyβs parents are on a trip up north somewhere, so heβs inviting the whole class over to open his dadβs liquor cabinet. You in?
Reference #15937
Real Estate: Tommyβs Parents Are Out Of Town, Letβs Party
11.03.2026 23:00
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This makes me so happy.
11.03.2026 23:53
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A black and white cat wearing a red bow tie, staring directly at the camera
Uni used to have antennae :3
11.03.2026 21:29
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I had a dream like this once.
11.03.2026 23:07
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huh...ditto took on a stranger form #miku
11.03.2026 19:46
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The RVA-818 X-LAY firing the Vulcan.
GALACTIC ATTACK
VING/TAITO 1995
SEGA SATURN
11.03.2026 23:02
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Miku :D
11.03.2026 23:06
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Yeah!! Allium is the genus onions belong to, and there are some species that are called ornamental onions with white and purple flowers!
11.03.2026 20:44
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Allium :D
11.03.2026 20:37
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I need this game
11.03.2026 20:33
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A brown tabby cat, two black and white cats, sitting together and looking at the camera
Big. Medium. Strongest :3
11.03.2026 13:32
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VIOLENCE?
11.03.2026 20:33
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Why is this labeled as rude
11.03.2026 20:31
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Thise little suck fish are smart. They can tell I'm psoriatic.
One time I put my hand in a pond of them and they all left whomever they were already on and came to suck on me instead.
I felt a little bad...
11.03.2026 07:01
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IN LESS THAN AN HOUR?
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