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John Moynes

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Poet, comedian, tall

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In case you missed it, I've got a new story up!

10.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Chet Atkins & George Benson- "Help Me Make It Through The Night" (Merv Griffin Show 1984)
Chet Atkins & George Benson- "Help Me Make It Through The Night" (Merv Griffin Show 1984) YouTube video by Merv GriffinShow

This is too good to be true. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoAI...

10.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I could have a residency in Vicar Street by the summer.

10.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Exclusive preview of a very cool movie in a very cool venue.

Dave Thompson reveals all in Joe Bor's fascinating and often very moving portrait of a 1990's cultural icon.

Tinky Winky: My Story
Brody House - Budapest
24th March 7pm.

10.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ireland would be better off if one of Ogbu or O'Dea got into the DΓ‘il. Both would be a home run.

10.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The spacesuit my father wore

10.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#blackrain over #Iran is unforgivable

10.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a nice headline.

10.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
the show has been described as the 'steaming event of the decade' - screengrab from Daily Mail news article.

the show has been described as the 'steaming event of the decade' - screengrab from Daily Mail news article.

most accurate comment i've seen yet about the new Potter show

10.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Well then. Michael Lowry is an honest man. As was Brutus.

10.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Has the DPP commented?

10.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't believe that Prince Andrew will be hosting Have I got News For You this week.

10.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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RIP Wiarton Willie. Ontario's beloved groundhog is dead a month after his last weather forecast | CBC News Wiarton Willie has died three years after becoming the latest woodchuck to carry on the Groundhog Day tradition begun in 1956 in the Ontario community. "Willie was a curious and charismatic groundhog ...

Vaxxed??

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

10.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Legendary hero Achilles could only be harmed by a blow to his heel. It was his β€œAchilles kryptonite,” if you will.

10.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Left wants to arrest anyone who says Happy Cheltenham.

10.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Very sorry to hear this Guy. Stay strong.

10.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Farewell to Sport Goodbye to all that

To whom it concerns.
My first Substack post.

open.substack.com/pub/saturday...

10.03.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

He doesn't eat them. They're "escort" crabs.

10.03.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's not an inflatable sex doll, it's a crush test dummy.

10.03.2026 08:06 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Silicon Valley has automated industrial action.

10.03.2026 10:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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There are over 400.000 homeless children in Europe.

And yet, there are those who tell us that profit must rule.

We cannot accept that - it should offend us, shame us all.

No more housing chaos!
No more homeless babies!
No more shame! ✊
@aodhanoriordain.bsky.social

10.03.2026 08:32 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Francis Wheen makes a strong argument that Das Kapital is stylistically a parody of Hegel.

10.03.2026 08:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Got two letters in the new Viz, which is nice.

10.03.2026 08:33 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's not an inflatable sex doll, it's a crush test dummy.

10.03.2026 08:06 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We're all fucked.

10.03.2026 07:18 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just stole Melania (2026) from the internet.

Then I immediately deleted it without watching it.

That'll teach 'em.

09.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I could teach them, but I'd have to charge

09.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Scientists still can't explain exactly how milkshake brings boys to the yard. Stupid scientists.

09.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry about this.

09.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"History is a bunk bed." Gerald Ford.

09.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0