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Hoochie-Maru ❀️‍πŸ”₯

@cuteassotaku

she/her 1920 πŸ’™πŸ•Š|| I tell people how to have safer sex for a living because I have letters behind my name 🦠~~~ #freepalestine

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Latest posts by Hoochie-Maru ❀️‍πŸ”₯ @cuteassotaku

This’ll be my first!

24.01.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just remembered I’m literally going to BlerDCon this year πŸ€ͺ

14.01.2026 03:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s getting to the time of year where I’m delusional and think imma meet my future husband on a hot summer afternoon while So Fine by Mint Condition plays in the background when we lock eyes

12.05.2025 01:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

About to send this to this one nigga πŸ˜‚

01.03.2025 17:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We do! Like I can’t remember the last time I just had a good ole makeout session! Bring back the art of making out!!

08.02.2025 06:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same

08.02.2025 06:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I realized it’s WAY too easy for me to fall into routines like going to work and then going home so this gives me the dopamine of looking forward to something πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈπŸ˜‚. I think all ladies should do things like this!

07.02.2025 02:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Started romanticizing my life by giving myself one fun event a month to look forward to πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

07.02.2025 01:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Is it just me or have yall noticed an uptick of men using AI retouched photos in their dating app profiles πŸ€”

28.01.2025 06:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Essentially it’s just like a forum website. People make different forums/groups and others will join it to ask questions, post content, etc. you can find a group for literally anything. I use it to ask questions in a forum for this niche phone game I play that I can’t really google things for

22.01.2025 14:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A woman that isn’t Black could never be a badder bitch than me and that’s just the God honest truth

22.01.2025 05:08 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dancing in my kitchen with a joint is my top 3 activities I do in my house

18.01.2025 01:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looking back at it, me and my friends had no business asking the DJ to play that at my sweet 16 in front of my family πŸ₯΄πŸ˜‚

16.01.2025 01:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I remember suddenly that I’m going to Dreamcon (with my sorority sister no less) and I get SO fucking hype πŸ₯°

09.01.2025 03:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s my bday weekend which means I don’t want no man in my face at the club unless they giving me some money or giving me a drink πŸ™‚β€β†”οΈ

03.01.2025 16:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Idk I’m kinda into it I fear πŸ₯΄

03.01.2025 16:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love when the limerence wears off and I start thinking about all the shit about them that would annoy me…

29.12.2024 18:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just remembered I have free will and don’t live at home so I can in fact lay in my bed naked and not worry about someone walking in πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

29.12.2024 02:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Idk why I treat niggas like sluts, it’s therapeutic

21.12.2024 21:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Got the whole week off for Christmas, hallelujah πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

21.12.2024 00:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lord knows I love a man that lets me boss him around πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜‚

19.12.2024 03:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People ask this as if
A) they didn’t get robbed by Santa
B) didn’t throw a Christmas party to get their rent money back
C) didn’t have whole Christmas decorations up through the neighborhood/complex

17.12.2024 02:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The amount of 20-somethings I’ve met that are shook that I know how to sew by hand, with a machine, and also properly iron 😭

17.12.2024 02:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Consider my flabbers GASTED 😭

17.12.2024 02:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And there I was… telling folks that we need to make the ultimate convenience store. And call it… Wawa πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

12.12.2024 06:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking about the fact that my new ID will have a picture on it that’s almost 10 years old because the AI software at the DDS counter couldn’t recognize my hair as my hair…. Kinda sucks cause I was actually looking cute asf that day 😭😭😭

12.12.2024 04:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Justice for watermelon! It’s not terrible as yall say 😭

11.12.2024 15:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yall will slander watermelon when cantaloupe and honeydew are right there 😭

11.12.2024 15:09 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Controversial opinion: beating your kids, is in fact, lazy parenting

10.12.2024 17:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is really me cause why do I have to go out the house at 11 PM?!?

07.12.2024 22:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0