Thisβll be my first!
Thisβll be my first!
Just remembered Iβm literally going to BlerDCon this year π€ͺ
Itβs getting to the time of year where Iβm delusional and think imma meet my future husband on a hot summer afternoon while So Fine by Mint Condition plays in the background when we lock eyes
About to send this to this one nigga π
We do! Like I canβt remember the last time I just had a good ole makeout session! Bring back the art of making out!!
Same
I realized itβs WAY too easy for me to fall into routines like going to work and then going home so this gives me the dopamine of looking forward to something πββοΈπ. I think all ladies should do things like this!
Started romanticizing my life by giving myself one fun event a month to look forward to πββοΈ
Is it just me or have yall noticed an uptick of men using AI retouched photos in their dating app profiles π€
Essentially itβs just like a forum website. People make different forums/groups and others will join it to ask questions, post content, etc. you can find a group for literally anything. I use it to ask questions in a forum for this niche phone game I play that I canβt really google things for
A woman that isnβt Black could never be a badder bitch than me and thatβs just the God honest truth
Dancing in my kitchen with a joint is my top 3 activities I do in my house
Looking back at it, me and my friends had no business asking the DJ to play that at my sweet 16 in front of my family π₯΄π
Sometimes I remember suddenly that Iβm going to Dreamcon (with my sorority sister no less) and I get SO fucking hype π₯°
Itβs my bday weekend which means I donβt want no man in my face at the club unless they giving me some money or giving me a drink πββοΈ
Idk Iβm kinda into it I fear π₯΄
I love when the limerence wears off and I start thinking about all the shit about them that would annoy meβ¦
Just remembered I have free will and donβt live at home so I can in fact lay in my bed naked and not worry about someone walking in πββοΈ
Idk why I treat niggas like sluts, itβs therapeutic
Got the whole week off for Christmas, hallelujah πββοΈ
Lord knows I love a man that lets me boss him around ππ
People ask this as if
A) they didnβt get robbed by Santa
B) didnβt throw a Christmas party to get their rent money back
C) didnβt have whole Christmas decorations up through the neighborhood/complex
The amount of 20-somethings Iβve met that are shook that I know how to sew by hand, with a machine, and also properly iron π
Consider my flabbers GASTED π
And there I wasβ¦ telling folks that we need to make the ultimate convenience store. And call itβ¦ Wawa πββοΈ
Thinking about the fact that my new ID will have a picture on it thatβs almost 10 years old because the AI software at the DDS counter couldnβt recognize my hair as my hairβ¦. Kinda sucks cause I was actually looking cute asf that day πππ
Justice for watermelon! Itβs not terrible as yall say π
Yall will slander watermelon when cantaloupe and honeydew are right there π
Controversial opinion: beating your kids, is in fact, lazy parenting
This is really me cause why do I have to go out the house at 11 PM?!?