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Orli Matlow

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Yet another comedian and writer (Adult Swim, SundanceTV) Subscribe to WAR IS STUPID: AN ANTI-WAR PODCAST ABOUT WAR linktr.ee/orlimatlow

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Dayenu

11.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Can’t believe I’m the first person to have had this stupid thought

11.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump Declares Iran War Over But World War III continues

The Iran war now involves at least EIGHTEEN different countries.

That in itself should be a major story!
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trump-decl...

10.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 437 πŸ” 77 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 8

Is it wurth seeing wuthering heights just for Charli xcx

10.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

COULD YOU MAKE GOOD WRITING BY STEALING GOOD WRITING AND JUST SAYING YOU WROTE IT? GOOD. LET'S SPEND $4 BILLION ON THIS AS AN INDUSTRY.

10.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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New episode of WAR IS STUPID: AN ANTI-WAR PODCAST ABOUT WAR is live tr.ee/dO-DwZeNFc

10.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Caitlin Kalinowski:

I resigned from OpenAI. I care deeply about the Robotics team and the work we built ogether. This wasn't an easy call. AI has an important role in national security. But surrveillance of Americans without judicial oversight and lethal autonomy without human authorization are lines that deserved more deliberation than they got. This was about principle, not people. I have deep respect for Sam and the team, and I'm proud of what we built together.

Caitlin Kalinowski: I resigned from OpenAI. I care deeply about the Robotics team and the work we built ogether. This wasn't an easy call. AI has an important role in national security. But surrveillance of Americans without judicial oversight and lethal autonomy without human authorization are lines that deserved more deliberation than they got. This was about principle, not people. I have deep respect for Sam and the team, and I'm proud of what we built together.

Head of robotics at OpenAI who took part in establishing the company resigns over concerns about AI use in surveillance of Americans and warfare

#BoycottChatGPT

09.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

maybe I'm focusing on the wrong thing here but this is the wildest shit I've ever heard a white South African say and I study racism for a living

08.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 9589 πŸ” 1683 πŸ’¬ 209 πŸ“Œ 34

Found what war is good for

07.03.2026 05:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Pete Hegseth reposted
Lockheed Martin 2
@LockheedMartin
X.com
We have agreed to quadruple critical munitions production. As a result of President
@realDonaldTrump's leadership, we began this work months ago with @SecWar Hegseth and Deputy Secretary Feinberg. x.com/PeteHegseth/ st...
Pete Hegseth β€’ C
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We just concluded a very good meeting with the lardest US. Defense Manufacturina Companies

Pete Hegseth reposted Lockheed Martin 2 @LockheedMartin X.com We have agreed to quadruple critical munitions production. As a result of President @realDonaldTrump's leadership, we began this work months ago with @SecWar Hegseth and Deputy Secretary Feinberg. x.com/PeteHegseth/ st... Pete Hegseth β€’ C @PeteHegseth. .4h Donald J. Trump Y @reaDonaldTrump We just concluded a very good meeting with the lardest US. Defense Manufacturina Companies

There’s something jarring about a defense contractor having to praise the president when they make announcements clearly for his benefit.

β€œAs a result of President @realDonaldTrump's leadership, we began this work months ago…”

07.03.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 441 πŸ” 95 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 13
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Slurs Filled a Chat Created by a Republican Party Official in Florida

passive voice final boss grand champion honorable mention award for turning slurs into a sentient thing that can do actions www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...

06.03.2026 03:51 πŸ‘ 2369 πŸ” 539 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 25

The New York Times just well ackshually reply guy'd lmaoooo

06.03.2026 04:11 πŸ‘ 98 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Keep Calm
I Guess

06.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duty and so bear ourselves that if the British Commonwealth and Empire lasts for a thousand years men will still say, 'this was their finest hour'."

06.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

05.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 8529 πŸ” 2069 πŸ’¬ 98 πŸ“Œ 95
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Congrats to the beloved member of the community, Elbit! Please come up and light the third candle

05.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Timeline poetry

05.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Doomscrolling is the weaponization of literacy

04.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 2223 πŸ” 603 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 42
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Trump Lays Out His β€˜Worst Case’ Scenario in Iran Who will lead Iran once the war is over? β€œMost of the people we had in mind are dead,” says President Trump.

When asked on Tuesday who he would like to rule Iran, President Trump responded: β€œMost of the people we had in mind are dead.”

β€œNow we have another group,” he continued. β€œThey may be dead also, based on reports. So I guess you have a third wave coming. Pretty soon we’re not going to know anybody.”

04.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 21

War is sacred

03.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"always the golfer, never the wildfire victim."

03.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 1220 πŸ” 266 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

normal caveats about wealth measures vs GSP aside, we should not be surprised that the elite impunity political environment has been good economically for the people on top, and that all of this is not solely about getting to say slurs during business hours

02.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 670 πŸ” 157 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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David Ellison Unveils Sweeping Vision for Warner Bros: β€œThis Is About Reinventing the Business” HBO Max and Paramount+ will be merged when the deal closes, the mogul told Wall Street early Monday morning.

yes, nothing says "innovation reinvention" like a nepobaby trust fund brat with no meaningful experience being gifted a massive hollywood empire by his technofascist dad, who leveraged his corrupt influence over the country's pudding-headed autocrats to box out competitors (?)

02.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 2980 πŸ” 726 πŸ’¬ 185 πŸ“Œ 115

Israel simply does not have the power to force the US government to do something it does not want to do. What Rubio is doing here, by claiming Israel forced the US hand, is making Israel the scapegoat for a US policy he knows is unpopular. This framing is going to be so bad for Diaspora Jews.

03.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 1032 πŸ” 289 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 21

Maximalist aims maximalist consequences

03.03.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was Netanyahu's incitement that got Rabin killed. Netanyahu was always willing to kill or get people kill as a normal means of operating in politics. He's a nationalist sociopath.

www.nytimes.com/2019/12/04/o...

02.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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How are the Iranian people supposed to overthrow their government in these conditions? It’s hard enough to organize a revolution without missiles falling

03.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Effigy of Hitler, Landsberg Displaced Persons Camp

Effigy of Hitler, Landsberg Displaced Persons Camp

In the Landsberg Displaced Persons Camp in Bavaria, Jews celebrated Purim in 1946 by hanging an effigy of Hitler.

02.03.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 121 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

I am categorically against the death of kids. If kids died, then you did something bad and should change course. Willy Wonka should have found a better way to determine who got his chocolate factory. Yes those kids survived but barely

02.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The kids don't know about the Amanda Bynes poster hastily airbrushed to avoid implying she endorsed peace

02.03.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 7181 πŸ” 1656 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 71