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I just read that in New York, someone gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.

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You cannot be pro Trump and pro democracy at the same time

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Bluesky should be called Actual Truth Social

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I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of chapstick. She still isn’t talking to me.

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My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo

05.01.2025 00:02 👍 227 🔁 13 💬 8 📌 0
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15.12.2024 23:59 👍 24 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0
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the runs Stream the runs by Endangered feces on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

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15.12.2024 21:16 👍 31 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

I’d like to cancel my subscription to 2025. I’ve experienced the free 7-day trial and I’m definitely not interested

11.01.2025 17:27 👍 611 🔁 108 💬 28 📌 9
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16.12.2024 19:49 👍 25 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0
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I dont know Stream I dont know by Endangered feces on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

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17.12.2024 20:32 👍 20 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
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06.01.2025 20:16 👍 143 🔁 15 💬 9 📌 1

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

03.01.2025 23:00 👍 209 🔁 12 💬 18 📌 0

Boobytrap spelt backwards is definitely partyboob

31.12.2024 23:58 👍 284 🔁 37 💬 20 📌 2
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10.01.2025 08:02 👍 79 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 2

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my word

06.01.2025 19:46 👍 190 🔁 13 💬 12 📌 1
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FoIIow (me)👇 for more! @sistosterone.bsky.social 👈

06.01.2025 21:41 👍 160 🔁 16 💬 18 📌 1

My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables. Jack and the beans talk

07.01.2025 07:52 👍 280 🔁 26 💬 18 📌 0
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Break The Chain Stream Break The Chain by Endangered feces on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

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