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@theroadnotmegan

I am never going to another planet with you again.

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PASSAGE OF TIME, TRANSLATED

2025 — “the other day”
2024 — “a few months ago”
2021-2023 — “last year”
2020 — “oof, maybe 10-15 years ago?”
2016-2019 — “a couple years ago”
2011-2015 — “10-15 years ago”
2000-2010 — “like 5-10 years ago”

11.03.2026 18:13 👍 169 🔁 45 💬 8 📌 4

Enjoyable!

10.03.2026 14:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Andrew O’Hagan · Stay Classy: Mummy’s Favourite The late queen can be held responsible for much, but nobody could accuse her of seeming to enjoy her role. For the...

An appropriately mean double review. www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

10.03.2026 12:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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‘Tink’, Live-Action Tinker Bell Series In The Works At Disney+ Liz Heldens and Bridget Carpenter are writing the Peter Pan series for the streamer.

Sorry, but why the fuck deadline.com/2026/03/tink...

09.03.2026 19:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One little assignment and then I’m done the certificate I’ve been working on!

I feel like I’ve been chained to the bottom of Lake Ontario and am crawling onto the muddy shore lol

09.03.2026 14:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pillion was good! Less a romance in the contemporary sense than a coming age story (with some romance).

08.03.2026 18:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Heading off to see Pillion, which should be a good distraction from ~everything

08.03.2026 15:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No one told me about Pablo Escobar prison scrapbooking and that is honestly a crime

08.03.2026 02:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh I like this idea!

07.03.2026 17:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think it's pretty important to understand that algorithmically-run platforms have long understood anger and argument drives much more engagement than just showing you stuff you like, and if you find yourself being made to despair at what a platform shows you, that is the system working as intended

07.03.2026 14:07 👍 828 🔁 247 💬 1 📌 0

Walking home after an eye checkup is an assault on the senses 😵‍💫

07.03.2026 15:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So unsettling that once or twice a year, every year, a pedestrian is killed on my old walking commute.

07.03.2026 13:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I simply don’t care what Kylie Jenner’s boyfriend has to say about things.

07.03.2026 03:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No more shredded physiques in period pieces! 🙏

06.03.2026 15:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bought my dog two new toys and she demolished them in about 8 hours…. I’ve seen worse!

05.03.2026 19:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too.

05.03.2026 16:16 👍 6234 🔁 793 💬 4 📌 31
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I, too, think tens of thousands of people should go to prison because sometimes I smell something I don't like

05.03.2026 05:39 👍 2700 🔁 266 💬 147 📌 72
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AO3 truly a load-bearing website in these troubled times.

03.03.2026 05:05 👍 139 🔁 38 💬 0 📌 1

One of the Horrors of professional life

04.03.2026 21:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Want me to throw together a quick deck?”

No. No, I don’t. I don’t ever want a to look at a deck when I can look at your actual data or plan. Good god.

04.03.2026 21:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Every week I ask myself: why do we need a deck for that? (We don’t need a deck for that.)

04.03.2026 21:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Good morning! Yes, this is he

04.03.2026 17:25 👍 5363 🔁 1194 💬 30 📌 33

"No stupid rules of engagement" is how you shoot down three of your own F-15s in one day. Just a shocking display of martial ineptitude.

02.03.2026 16:23 👍 5375 🔁 1396 💬 125 📌 62

People will really post *anything* in r/AccidentalRenaissance, eh

01.03.2026 20:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a fucking imbecile named Ian Bremmer asking Hitler AI what the track record of US and Israeli attacks on civillians are

a fucking imbecile named Ian Bremmer asking Hitler AI what the track record of US and Israeli attacks on civillians are

The average US foreign policy Serious Thinker^TM

28.02.2026 20:05 👍 2211 🔁 318 💬 32 📌 23

I had some very nice mango today. 😌

28.02.2026 23:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🫡

28.02.2026 21:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Disgusting tbh

28.02.2026 14:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sam Altman picked a hell of a day to basically urge the world to trust the morality and legal restraint of the Department of Defense

28.02.2026 07:45 👍 3942 🔁 711 💬 33 📌 25
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Statement by Prime Minister Carney and Minister Anand on the situation in the Middle East Canada’s position remains clear: the Islamic Republic of Iran is the principal source of instability and terror throughout the Middle East, has one of the world’s worst human rights records, and must ...

“Canada supports the United States acting to prevent Iran from obtaining a nuclear weapon and to prevent its regime from further threatening international peace and security.” 🙄

www.pm.gc.ca/en/news/stat...

28.02.2026 13:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0