Lol that last line, gets me everytime ๐คฃ
Lol that last line, gets me everytime ๐คฃ
I didn't care for the fleshlight either, used it once and forgot where I put it until I moved ๐คฃ
Lmfao I keep it in the closet, and go calling on certain nights ๐คฃ๐คฃ
A bop! #tonibraxton
Y'all I bought one of them fat booty flesh light toys, and ahhh yeah, I get it now. ๐ #worthit
Me on the phone with their parental figure, to come get them, because absolutely not. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐
Who wants my mother? Cuz y'all can have mine. Shes obviously lost her mind. She added me to a family group chat at 3:22 in the MUTHAFUCKING morning. They live on the other coast, they are up texting about bullshit, my ringer goes crazy. Which caused me to jump up thinking some shit has happened.
As I round the corner on my sixth Taco, I have come to the conclusion that I'm okay with having a tummy.
He has an entrepreneurial Spirit, and that's sexy LOL ๐
You know what, that does work too, because
Not speech to text trying to embarrass me, *would ๐๐๐คฃ
Me, when I want attention online. #lookatme
Absolutely wood
Oooh, he is talking about actual snow, had me worried, lol.
And is
I have zero plans of getting the box from storage and taking it down ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Basically more retaliation threats, and saying we aren't safe in our homes now.
We are really about to be blown up y'all. #welp
Dogs.
Just being!
Pizza baby