Feel like I probably don't even want to know what Sanguine is doing to those portals
12.03.2026 05:24
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Feel like I probably don't even want to know what Sanguine is doing to those portals
which daedric prince is it associated with?
sure, portals to hell have been appearing across the globe at an alarmingly exponential rate
but maybe we can fuck the hellportals?
the king is saying we're all going to be fed to The Hole. i'm cheering and so is everyone else
what if the internet went wrong because there actually weren't *enough* autistic people talking about bionicles?
have you even considered that??
it fucking rips
just looking to become mutuals with enough pretty people on the internet for my parents to tell me that they actually aren't severely disappointed in me
Iranian sleeper cells in your area are looking to hook up
[typical local news interview]
reporter: what do you think about the gas prices
citizen: i don't like it but i'm glad they're using all the gas to feed the hungry babies
John Wick saying "I'm thinking I'm horny for trains again"
it usually is
pay certain shit no heed, traveler
really looking forward to the warmer weather when we can all don our sundresses and rail each other
hard truth:
i have no idea what everyone's collectively mad at right now
but they're probably either very right or very wrong to be so angry
3 wolves howling at the moon t-shirt
Computer, enhance
many such cases
you don't need another crusade, bro
you need to watch 'Kingdom of Heaven Director's Cut' and fix your fuckin heart
hearing someone say "garbanzo?? more like garbago" and punching them right in their fucking lying mouth
those scientist nerds certainly aren't english majors
we know that for damb sure
it's probably fine that every single new piece of climate research uses the word "hellscape" at least once
there could be nice hellscapes
we just don't know
your ass is not making through the dlc
starting discourse that if you dont have "mdni" in your bio you have internalized pedophilia
damn
that's a good one
they're calling it the soulsbourne of gender ideology
She was frightful yet sexy, like a
spaghetti mummy
god i fuckin wish they'd let me know how that white android blood tastes
i *need* to catch me a whiff of that na'vi junk funk
be a lot cooler if they just brought back smell-o-vision
it's probably just a little inside joke they do
no don't worry about it
i don't want them to think i'm not cool anymore
they won't let me in anymore
they call me mean names while pelting me with wads of dirt