Hockey Images That Precede Unfortunate Events

Gonna need to look elsewhere for Dach

Get ready for a snoozefest

Can take Corey Perry off the Trade Targets board, he's informed #LAKings he wants to stay. They will talk contract extension after the deadline. #GoKingsGo unlikely to buy or sell.

Stanley Tucci with Woman's USA team

In this house, we support Stanley Tucci 🙌

Spoiler alert, we DID pay for Patel's vacation.

Canada 🤏 this close to taking the lead

Team USA with the Gaudreau babies

The baby Gaudreaus 😭

Jack with a bloody mouth

Shittington Shit the bed

Send Suzuki and Marner to China after this despicable performance

Suzuki ties, and Marner wins it

Elmo Traumatized

My face if I was forced to stand next to a Tkachuk 🤮

Italy's mens hockey team cannot be ignored. What an absolute surprise. They may not win any games, but you cannot deny the effort.

Tweet from the New Jersey Devils with edited photo

The edited photo where you can still see one of Quinn's legs but he's cropped out of it

The unedited photo with Quinn

The New Jersey Devils (who are owned by Epstein friend Josh Harris) for some reason tried to poorly crop Quinn Hughes out of an Olympic photo they posted to the team social media

Gavin McKenna scoring at Beaver Stadium before his arrest on Saturday

@unfortunatehky.bsky.social

NEW YORK RANGERS SIGN PRESIDENT AND GENERAL MANAGER CHRIS DRURY TO A MULTI-YEAR EXTENSION

It was 5-1

NJ Devils owner, btw

NJDevils making questionable decisions on their social media "Marked safe from the preds in the community today"

😶

Caps lock turned off

William Nylander flipping the bird

Rochester Resident Devon Levi

GOALIE FIGHT!!!!

Canucks fans, please look away

I feel like I need to put a "graphic media" tag on the follow up post.

No score through 20

@unfortunatehky.bsky.social

A Leafs fan being insufferable

Then what happened?

Matthews longing for Marner

Draisaitl definitely not missing the net