Too Lazy to Fail

AND boiling food gives you broth that lets you reclaim calories and fats that would be lost when roasting!

I think those straight-line winds that kicked our butts last year probably kept this from being way worse.

This is why I'm always a sucker for the daily special at independent places. Because when someone who makes good food says "You know what could be great?" it's likely to slap.

Does he just gesture with clenched fists whenever he talks?

Peace be upon him.

That looks amazing. What's in the bowl on the side?

Look at how much faster than traffic you're going! Bikes in cities rule.

"Fuck it, we ball."

My boy Hank would fuck that loser up.

Your mother is correct.

Frick

I'm just baffled. This doesn't seem THAT hard. It doesn't take a hero to not willingly benefit from atrocity. The bar is super, super low. So when a dude manages to slither under it? Yeesh, I'd die of shame, possibly literally.

Be a version of yourself that you'll be proud of in 20 years.

My company has a rule: No meeting agenda, you decline!

Do tears count?

My sister just dumped a guy. Nice, smart, government employee. But apparently government employees can make side money by escorting migrants to make sure they get on planes, and she found out this guy was sending asylum seekers home for beer money.

And now he's single. Impose costs on these dorks.

Great gif. 😂

Speak for yourself, all my runs are terrible.

Elon Musk's Two Laws of Robotics:

1. A robot may not injure Elon Musk, or, through inaction, allow Elon Musk to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given to it by Elon Musk except where such orders would conflict with the first law, unless it would be a sick meme.

Those are pretty!

Well God forbid a gal have a hobby.

They’re like Mario casually gokart racing with the lizard who keeps kidnapping his girlfriend

Now that's love.

I'm glad someone is saying it.

You know you're in knowledge work when the garbage disposal fails and you're stoked because you get to do something visibly useful in the world.

When I joined as the head engineer of the Torment Nexus project, it was to work on fascinating technical problems and make the world a better place along the way. I am appalled to discover that the Torment Nexus would be used this way and, now that my options have vested, will be leaving the project

Pro: Bambu has designed their printers to be user-serviceable.

Con: Only for people with tiny, tiny hands.

That's such a great console for RPGs.

If I read "on the table" in the news one more time I am drop-kicking the stupid table.