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a tan chihuahua-sized rodent with a graying muzzle is being held aloft in front of a white wall. the creature looks at the camera with dark, round eyes. each of his ears are the size of his head, sticking out on either side like satellites. he looks a little embarrassed that he's been caught.

We only rate dogs. This is clearly a gigantic mouse that someone just found in their home. Please gently return them to the garden and only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: kitsune_inu)

Things that have aged poorly!

I will yell at everybody I personally know about the individual and systemic dangers of AI. This is a slippery slope I am *NOT* willing to entertain.

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

Keep a spare queerbait under a box propped up on a stick and scrunt will always say don’t mind if I do.

This is Peanut. He's on someone's lap, wearing a fleece-lined jacket, and safe inside a car. But he's positive he could take that wolf. 12/10 (TT: peanutthepomapoo)

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

I learned my One Criteria for entertainment (film, games, lit) from Ebert a long time ago here: did it please? Or did it bore? That's all that matters!

Taught by my elders to so soooooooo ✨secretive✨ about bringing outside movies snacks into the theatre. And recently my friend walked in carrying a bag of obviously just purchased chips and nobody said a damn thing. Idk if nature is healing or getting worse. 😂

Chihuahuas and their perfectly round, golf ball heads. Yes. ♥️

I’d be really curious what the overlap is between people who are complaining about dynamic pricing on video games and uber users. I think both are bullshit so I will not be consuming either.

This is Albie. He was so touched by his family singing happy birthday in his native language that he didn't notice the cupcakes with his face on them. 13/10 hbd Albie #SeniorPupSaturday (TT: _sallyv)

I’m still the only one who bought tickets to Hoppers IMAX this coming Monday. Sometimes Canada really sux, I swear.

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

This delivery driver throws treats to all the dogs on his route to see if they can catch. Spoiler alert: some of them definitely cannot. Still 13/10 for all (TT: jezzyvi)

And if I say Othello is both more romantic and more tragic than Romeo and Juliet?

Oops I did it again (got tangled in my neighbor’s wind chimes)

The police are chasing me because they’re jealous

You’re the co-priest you can DO. WHAT. YOU. WANT!

Being knighted by the Dairy Queen, she taps me on each shoulder with a giant milkshake straw

Okay, you can be cult co-chair. Co-priest? Co-Eldritch Terror? Idk we can work out the details later.

Maybe.

‘Truly spectacular’ drug for sleeping sickness simplifies treatment, raising hopes for eradication European regulators greenlight new one-dose compound that could help African countries get rid of an ancient burden

In today's good news a single dose drug for sleeping sickness that could completely change the elimination game. Dare I hope for eradication!
Acoziborole administered as a single oral dose was ~95% effective across both early and late-stage disease in RCTs.
www.science.org/content/arti...

I’ll test drive in Cult of the Lamb before attempting real-world application.

Abruptly feel the urge to start a cult.

I aspire to exude as much confidence as this little Kinesin protein strutting along a microtubule while hauling intracellular cargo.

Look at that little guy go! 🔬🧪

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

more horror films with evil women please

Looney Tunes brown dog Marc Antony holding tiny black and white kitten, Pussyfoot. Protecting. Loving. SHE IS HIS.

me with my last remaining scrap of sanity

i can't believe it's 2026 and we still haven't trained our pets to fold our laundry.