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Hazel clearly put a lot of effort into her redecorating project 🐶😄

a group of people are standing around a man in a dirty costume . ALT: a group of people are standing around a man in a dirty costume .

Telling my GF I need to stop and get gas this morning

Its such a small thing but it makes me happy as a subscriber that the inquirer continues to use the legal names for things (Department of Defense).

Demand them from the whole country. We clearly haven't done enough to stop this. Demand more

I have no idea how to dress for this

Partially submerged stepping stones above the River Wye in Derbyshire, just before I somehow managed to get over all of them, in January 2018.

God: "Ok. You're dead! Before you go through the door and find out what happens next, a question: What do you view as your life's one outstanding achievement?"

Me: "No contest. Negotiating the stepping stones at Chee Dale in Derbyshire in midwinter and not falling in."

They said WRONG answers only. This idea seems workable

In South Burlington, Vermont, protesters are being tear-gassed by ICE and local police as they attempt to prevent a kidnapping.

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/

Announcer said that Italy has the 6-7 hitters coming up, and the middle schooler didn’t even notice. We’ve turned a corner.

This is outstanding journalism

I riff on the quote all the time.

Actually, I riff on a LOT of Douglas Adams quotes. This one just more often.

"However, no one knew quite why it did this because it invariably delivered a cupful of liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea."

"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."

This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

Schumer on the SAVE America Act: "It is not about showing ID when you show up to vote. It's about the voter registration rolls, destroying them, purging them, not letting people know, and taking the rights in an algorithm but together by DOGE and Musk -- it's an outrage"

Most economists agree that by the time you're 50, you should be living in a book-filled cottage at the edge of the forest and solving minor mysteries in your village with the aid of a curious ghost cat.

🇮🇹🤌🏼

WBC ⚾️ really showcases that the MLB would suck if there weren’t so many players in the league who were born outside the US (since they play for their country’s teams in WBC).

immigrants make everything better.

music center LA on instagram: use code CHALAMET to save 20% on ballet tickets. image of some ballet dancers.

so that’s kind of funny lmao

NEVER DO THE MATH

TBH, I'd prefer more Steange New Worlds with less of the original characters popping in. The new characters are all strong

I have never met anyone who is more adept at tracking every last cent they have than people who live or have lived in poverty

it is a skill developed out of necessity and it never leaves you

Picard programming tip: A computer is like a mischievous genie. It will give you exactly what you ask for, but not always what you want.

@markwarner.bsky.social @kaine.senate.gov DO NOT LET THIS PASS! This hands the administration a win for starting an unjustified war. We need the money & ending this war solves the gas price issue.

I will be callingnyour office tomorrow & encouraging others to do the same.

Trump gets credit for lowering gas prices, gets to blame Democrats if the tax kicks back in come October, and the government is starved of road maintenance revenue in the meantime? Brilliant!

When Dems said the US needs a strong Republican Party I didn’t realize they were volunteering to be it.

In moderation, it is quite engaging. What if we made concrete the center of everything?

"keynote speaker" is not a real job.

Everyone stop what you're doing, the Mariners are selling fries, nachos, and fish and chips in ferries now. www.mlb.com/mariners/bal...