Jonesy patiently waits…
08.03.2026 20:52
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Jonesy patiently waits…
You know when somehow over time you acquire three cats and they’re incredibly cute but suddenly they decide to bring their mice brethren into the house and I’m beginning to suspect they’re not being honest with their rodent friends as their corpses are strewn over the kitchen floor
Jesus would hate Reform and MAGA and The Tories and Trump et al
“Looks like I picked the wrong time to delay getting off of fossil fuels…”
I've set up a little shop on Reverb.com to sell some of my unused hardware gear.
Come take a look if you like synthesizers, drum machines, audio interfaces and other gubbins!
reverb.com/uk/shop/matt...
A photo of entertainers Little and Large. Large’s face has been blanked out and a question mark placed over it.
this photo leaves little to the imagination
My favourite thing in Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes is the bittersweet romantic subplot with Tim Of The Planet Of The Apes.
Trump presents himself with brand new Bestest Boy At Big Explosions award.
Pat Smear is probably my favourite guitarist named after two different types of test.
a photo of JG Ballard
“I think we are moving into extremely volatile and dangerous times, as modern electronic technologies give mankind almost unlimited powers to play with its own psychopathology as a game.”
—JG Ballard
I am leaving Facebook because it keeps showing me videos of former vice presidents dancing.
That's right, I'm being forced out by the Al Gore rhythms.
My faviurite @christhebarker.bsky.social image.
Not The Onion
A lemon on a pair.
Woah! We’re halfway there,
Woah!
The Dept. of War posting: OPERATION EPIC FURY
OPERATION MY DADDY DIDN'T LOVE ME
Writer for hire! I’m available to help polish up scripts (Edinburgh on the horizon); Make your wedding speech amazing or consult on a writing project you’re working on. 30 years experience working in the telly, radio, journalism, advertising - my website www.mathew-owen.co.uk Please share! 👍👍
Caught the new John Kearnes show last night - highly recommended. Manic, melancholy, moving but never mawkish. Get tix! www.johnkearnscomedy.co.uk
Currently looking for work and projects. Give me a shout or a DM if you have a project - ttrpg, card game, etc that's in need of illustration/art/concepts.
The Mother of all Segues incoming
The real heroes in this class discourse are the brave journalists waiting two, sometimes even three whole replies before mentioning that they went to Oxbridge.
Back from a script meeting for a feature film - luckily Bodhi kept us on track
19-02-26
Dear Charles Rex,
if you wanted to save anything from the flaming wreckage of this ludicrous fucking gilded bollocks, may I suggest rescuing the NHS with all that hoarded royal wealth? Why you would win the nation's heart sir, ha ha you absolute wobbling fanny.
Yours,
A STATE PENSIONER
'Being detained at your brother's pleasure' will never not be funny
I’m giving up for lent.
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".
2026 basically
Avoiding the Devonian downpour
A brown bear on all fours in shallow water as a tern flies above and to the left.
tern left and bear right
RIP Robert Duvall. I'll never ceased to be amazed at the way he never even flinches. Also, I have a theory that GODFATHER PART III might have worked if Tom Hagen had been in it.
Duvall as Boo Radley
Duvall as Tom Hagen in The Godfather
Duvall as Kilgore in Apocalypse Now
Duvall as Mac Sledge in Tender Mercies
RIP Robert Duvall: as central to American film as anyone in his generation
A photo of my iPad, with a (work in progress) print showing some of my ship illustrations.
Working on a new print.
#Innsmouth #Illustration