Eric “Basil” Amicus

Whoa, Idiocracy was actually right about needing electrolytes to stay alive.

New Year’s Resolution: watch more old movies, maybe even exclusively watch old movies. Nothing after 1969.

The algorithm wants you to hate yourself and literally everyone else.

Take my president, please.

I think I’m the last dope on the universe to notice this.

In the movie Trap, Hayley Mills portrays an FBI agent heading a sting operation to capture serial killer Josh Hartnett, who is attending a pop concert with his daughter. She is trying to trap a parent. A parent trap.

The entire industry of advertising/marketing never should have expanded beyond some schmuck walking around with a sandwich board. No further innovation or revolutionary thinking was required.

I sure wish sour cream n’ salsa pork rinds were real.

I’m really worried Neil Young is going to get tricked and/or blackmailed into making an album with Johnny Depp. And just like Jeff Beck, Neil will die of embarrassment upon the album’s release.

I just witnessed a moment of true sincerity in a room full of fashionable cynicism.

The new film “One Battle After Another,” the title is a reference to how hard it is to get room service at Leo’s new luxury hotel in Israel.

I guess nobody remembers the time an LAPD officer performed a song mocking Michael Brown at a charity event. Selective empathy is a hell of a drug.

It would so awesome if Hailee’s uncle Jake “Body By Jake” Steinfeld would hang out in town every nownand then.

I don’t get it, I’m as bald as a plucked chicken but I still look younger than most children conservatives half my age.

Even if you work at home, you can still cry in your car.

It is absolutely insane that there are people walking the earth who still use the term “e-commerce.”

Superman is all about that moment in life when you realize your parents are full of shit.

In my 40s I feel more bored than ever, and so far the best way to pass the time is to outlive people like Jimmy Swaggart.

hell.

I will not be truncated, fascist dweebs!! Do you hear me? NOT BE TRUNCATED!!!

Fun is a luxury for privileged boomer trash.

I can’t access my video from Don’t Tell 5/17 so enjoy this instead.

Aggressive food culture.

According to your grandpa

Jeff Bezos is a giant loser bald dork asshole. I am just a bald dork, be the change you want to see.

The Best Depression.

The only way to stop a bad guy with a government-subsidized corporation is a good guy with a government-subsidized corporation.

I’m a Looney Tunes adult, sworn enemy of Disney adults.

Doing in comedy in Hornell, NY. Birthplace of the great Bill Pullman.

Dreaming of butterfly shrimps.