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Immaculate Vibes Only. All tweets and ideas are my own. BLM. he/they. Attorney. Huskies & Sounders & spurs. Nothing I say on this app amounts to legal advice.

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Meanwhile, in Vermont…

People are getting gassed for protesting ICE. Yep, that’s still going on. America sure is great, isn’t it?
#Vermont #ICE #SouthBurlington

12.03.2026 05:18 👍 6322 🔁 2986 💬 302 📌 158
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13.03.2026 04:20 👍 14 🔁 14 💬 2 📌 0

Truly reading is the hardest part of the human condition.

Followed closely by proofreading.

12.03.2026 22:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

140 in a week is a little much even for us. 130 I could see.

12.03.2026 22:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Idea: mandatory retirement age for Congress equivalent to the average U.S. life expectancy (79) so they actually care about improving it.

12.03.2026 21:59 👍 1600 🔁 157 💬 49 📌 17

So he’s been a fan for about 4 months?

12.03.2026 22:08 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I can't even find the words to express how repugnant and despicable this post is.

People who spew such Islamophobic bile don't belong in the United States Congress. The job of elected officials is to combat hate, not fan its flames. (1/2)

12.03.2026 20:52 👍 17945 🔁 3277 💬 1010 📌 313

This is the best lede I've seen in a tech story in...years? There should be an award just for ledes.

12.03.2026 15:55 👍 3366 🔁 1252 💬 31 📌 42

I can only apologize.

12.03.2026 20:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Soccer chickens? You mean footy cocks?

12.03.2026 20:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Iran War Live Updates: New Supreme Leader Issues Defiant Statement Amid Growing Disruption to Global Oil Supplies

"Khamenei...advised countries in the Middle East to close military bases used to attack Iran “as soon as possible,” adding that those countries 'by now must have realized that America’s claim of establishing security and peace has been nothing more than a lie'”
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03...

12.03.2026 14:03 👍 268 🔁 64 💬 4 📌 7
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I'd rather have healthcare 😒

12.03.2026 12:35 👍 32 🔁 14 💬 3 📌 0

Listen to @liam2manynames.bsky.social. Politicians want you to forget about the occupation and the ongoing impacts our neighbors are facing.

12.03.2026 03:23 👍 158 🔁 70 💬 2 📌 2

Flashback to the 2024 Republican National Convention 👇🏽

10.03.2026 18:51 👍 1900 🔁 629 💬 38 📌 9
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Comrade Public Library 🫡

12.03.2026 00:04 👍 4543 🔁 392 💬 39 📌 18

When a team or team member (sports or otherwise) is getting their ass kicked but start to believe in each other/themself and somehow win via the power of friendship or a related impractical teammate heroics.

See: Shaolin Soccer, any anime, Cap getting up at the end of Endgame

12.03.2026 01:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i cannot believe we are into year 2 of the groyper regime, the camps are open and the state is revoking id's, and we are still getting "oppressed minorities are kinda rude on the internet :/" hand-wringing

yeah we're a little tense right now, believe it or not. fucking shut the fuck up about it

11.03.2026 22:41 👍 2034 🔁 569 💬 12 📌 1

I once got 955 comments telling me to kill myself for writing a dumb Athletic column so I expect that basketball guy to stop before hitting 956 out of respect

11.03.2026 19:59 👍 107 🔁 9 💬 4 📌 0
Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All

Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All

Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All https://theonion.com/guy-ordering-nonalcoholic-beer-has-either-seen-a-ton-of-shit-or-no-shit-at-all/

11.03.2026 20:00 👍 1410 🔁 142 💬 17 📌 20
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i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

11.03.2026 05:02 👍 11114 🔁 2824 💬 441 📌 890

I’m English and Italian, is that the sweet spot? I promise my coaching will be innocent and normal.

11.03.2026 20:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Apart from the moral repugnance, this is so revealing of how ignorant conservatives are about poverty. Poor people have to think about money ALL THE TIME. They worry constantly about what everything costs, how to substitute one purchase for another, what bill can be put off until payday, etc.

11.03.2026 15:16 👍 3047 🔁 697 💬 163 📌 26
Tweet from ‘Gregory Mammal-Friend’ (@cat_beltane): “america is good at blasting off its own dick with a shotgun and as a yank i am utterly fascinated by britain's ability to carefully place its dick in a drawer and slowly but firmly push it closed for two years straight”
11/03/2019, 00:21

Tweet from ‘Gregory Mammal-Friend’ (@cat_beltane): “america is good at blasting off its own dick with a shotgun and as a yank i am utterly fascinated by britain's ability to carefully place its dick in a drawer and slowly but firmly push it closed for two years straight” 11/03/2019, 00:21

Well, er… happy seventh anniversary to this tweet, I suppose

11.03.2026 07:05 👍 1085 🔁 262 💬 4 📌 5
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The idea that America isn’t for everyone who wants to be an American is something that makes my blood boil. Posting a photo of yourself as a Congressman smiling next to these words is wicked. It’s antithetical to the concept of America.

11.03.2026 03:34 👍 6427 🔁 1144 💬 67 📌 380
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

10.03.2026 21:30 👍 24785 🔁 6706 💬 216 📌 419

the most thoroughly vindicated man in hollywood.

trade disputes and conspiracies ✔️

republic subverted over sex hangups ✔️

“sand people” killed, royalty indifferent ✔️

naive idiot casts vote for tyranny ✔️

villains with silly names like “dooku” ✔️

powerful clerical order screwing up ✔️

list goes on

11.03.2026 10:38 👍 5725 🔁 1400 💬 41 📌 16

What is killing me is we probably leave with a draw if we start Vic. At worst 3-2.

Just brutal all around.

11.03.2026 02:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Mockler: The neocon boomers surrounding Trump are mortgaging my generation's future for another very expensive Middle Eastern war. We tried this with Iraq. We tried this with Afghanistan. It left us in trillions and trillions of dollars in debt.

11.03.2026 02:21 👍 3049 🔁 810 💬 125 📌 39

Tudor has to go and RKM can’t start another game this season

10.03.2026 21:56 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lmao how is Mickie still on the field

10.03.2026 20:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0