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Dire Bulbasaur

@sqoozh

I am not an Internet Personality; I am an Alligator-Shaped Goblin. I block people who use follower bots on principle. If you have 20k followers and somehow found me, I know what you did.

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once more for catherine o'hara's birthday, who would've turned 72 today

04.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 127 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

THIS BABE RIGHT HERE I STG

25.02.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

22.02.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ALSO TWO WORDS: MY ASS!!!!!!!!

22.02.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rogue namedrop brought to you by trying to call Rinoa a "Dark Rogue."

Two words: Beast. Master.

22.02.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes I am using eight exclamation points every time thank you for asking!!!!!!!!

22.02.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I turned these videos fully off when they said they were prohibiting all Limit Break use save for Blue Magic. Look at your life, look at your choices, look at the OBVIOUS JOB ABILITIES STARING YOU IN THE FACE!!!!!!!! I promise you they are so much cooler than trying to shoehorn in a Rogue!!!!!!!!

22.02.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The world must be on fire or somethin' because the casts of FF8 and Sailor Moon are standing in my periphery at all times like, "COME TO US, THINE COMFORT SERIES......" I'm vibrating in my seat waiting to play it for Ryan after we finish up the Lil Gator Game dlc, binging lore videos till then.

22.02.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The exception is of course Quistis the Blue Mage, and the challengers fuck that up too!!! I saw someone try to make her a SUMMONER - like bitch WHAT, you really give no fucks about the lore as long as you can play around in a menu, huh

22.02.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

THIS GUY GETS IT

22.02.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

On a slightly less (but not really) emotional note, trying to fit in most any particular Mage class is antithetical to the lore in a way that makes the challenge of fitting it into the system pointlessly unfun to me. Takes me right out of it.

22.02.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also making Selphie your White Mage is straight up misogyny SHE IS A GAMBLER

21.02.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

SQUALL IS A DARK KNIGHT!!!!!!!! He is a DIRECT REFERENCE TO THE FIRST ONE FROM FF2 THIS IS NOT HARD

SEIFER IS THE PALADIN IT'S CALLED SUBVERSION LOOK IT UP!!!!!!!!

21.02.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I see there are a couple people trying to challenge themselves by imposing a Job system in their FF8 playthroughs, that's kinda fun-- WHY THE FUCK DO THESE IDIOTS THINK SQUALL IS A PALADIN

21.02.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Never in a million years, but I was sent pretty far by the series of infinity scones

19.02.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Owen Pallett - Fire-Mare (Official Video)
Owen Pallett - Fire-Mare (Official Video) YouTube video by Owen Pallett

Year of Fire Horse, you say youtu.be/DHks5ssvsgI?...

19.02.2026 12:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The pain did finally stop! I've been on clear liquids and saltines for a few days now, I'm almost out of the woods ❀

19.02.2026 08:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway that was my Monday, I'm mostly ok now, happy new year

19.02.2026 08:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

5) you're loaded with painkillers, three anti-nausea medications, and gas-x. They do nothing until a few hours after you are discharged.

6) you have to remind your roommate of point 4 on the drive home when he asks if it was any sort of consolation that the nurse was kinda hot (his type, not yours)

19.02.2026 08:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

3) know the pain is the only thing keeping you conscious as you vagus nerve the fuck out through the butchering of both hands and your good arm by a nurse who can't put in an IV to save his own life

4) this nurse has your ex's deadname

19.02.2026 08:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

2) have your roommate, who himself is not in the best of health, essentially beg to drive you to the ER at around the eight hour mark

19.02.2026 08:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If anyone would like a brief glimpse into what would surely be my personal Hell if I let myself believe in one of those:

1) be in waves of abdominal pain, nausea, and vomiting even sips of water that have you counting intervals of ten seconds for what ends up being around fourteen hours

19.02.2026 08:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I wanna do the "comic u loved when u were 13" thread but I have to find the EXACT PAGE of the EXACT TRANSLATION bc I would literally just stare at individual panels of it for hours instead of doing homework

16.01.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Hiveworks Guild logo. Two bees sitting on a bee hive holding hands.

Hiveworks Guild logo. Two bees sitting on a bee hive holding hands.

The Hiveworks Artist Guild has released a public statement alleging years of labor abuses, financial mismanagement, and misconduct at Hiveworks at the hands of Xellette β€œXel” Velamist and Isabelle β€œIsa” MelanΓ§on. Read their full statement at:

cartoonist.coop/hiveworks-gu...

12.01.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 2442 πŸ” 1419 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 215
Dragon Ball Z  prologue music 1 (Vegeta,Frieza,Cell Saga)
Dragon Ball Z prologue music 1 (Vegeta,Frieza,Cell Saga) YouTube video by bakurock9

Going between friends and catching up on where everyone is
youtu.be/pVYeJyZCwzE?...

08.01.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh hey, same!

02.01.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.

02.01.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

AND ALSO WITH YOU

29.12.2025 05:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

TRULY ideal

29.12.2025 05:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The first 3 words you see will define your 2026

FRIENDS
BUTTER
CRABS

29.12.2025 04:51 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0