JM

I haven’t been on here in so long, hey yall🫠

AAAAAAND IIIII AAAAAMMMM!!!!!

Why tf have i never heard @djsidekick.bsky.social play Whistle While You Twurk!!!??

New York is a pretty nutty place 😅

Plagued once again with the intrusive thought to cut my curls off🫣

I know my gc is SICK of me

It’s the way in which, there is still 10 days left of the year, and ANYTHING could happen😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

In the mood for t!ts, no shade

Alex, like it really got her good too

MIND YOU, we just met😵‍💫

A diva last night told me about how she stole this other girls p*ppers at the SWEAT tour and hit it so much she threw up at the venue

Mind you, my hair is wet and curly, i have on a cardigan, and an infinity scarf 🙃

I’m at Franklin Hall, having a beer and mozzarella sticks. I really feel so Bro rn

Just passed a Ethiopian restaurant where i saw this m@n sitting in the window that always hits me up to b0tt0m for me… sir, if u hit me up tonight, I’m reporting u😭😭

Really wanna go see Handel’s Messiah at The Kennedy Center this weekend🥲

My stomach has sounded like the bikini bottom marching band all day

Need a Diet Coke and to be called a ‘good boy’

Nobody:

Nobody at all:

JM at the bar: so like on average, how many ropes do you shoot?

A m@n hit me up talkin bout some “i need to be serviced” …. Literally about to send him the address to the nearest Jiffy Lube, like please leave me alone😭

Hey, you’re pretty sick my guy🫡

A “forgotten crunchwrap supreme” has me gasping for air

About to make myself a Dirty Martini while i work 😛

Racing home from a h***up to take an allergy pill🥲

So glad i started watching English Teacher, so freaking funny

Need to see pole today

ALL👏🏽SHAFT👏🏽ALL👏🏽THE TIME👏🏽

I really left it all on that stage tonight, one of my favorite recitals to date