Tristan

Aww, perfect blanket! Hope you feel better soon!

Big hugs to you. That's so damn hard. Let people take good care of you, okay? Sending you lots and lots of love.

I still regularly think about that meme I saw before watching the show that was a BTS photo of Vico and Taika with the caption, "We will trans your gender". At the time I thought, "Haha, that's cute and funny."

... AND THEN THEY DID.

I can't believe it's only been four years. My life was irrevocably changed by this show. 💜🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️

Title of my memoir:

I was just thinking about the ICONIQUE shirt @tristan-cedar.bsky.social made for me yesterday!!! and lo

Never finished writing that fic, but I did go to barber school! 😅

It's true! If you want to check out my barbering account, it's Interesting Monsters over on IG! Ironically, I got into barbering in part because of OFMD! I was writing an AU where Jim's a queer barber and was like, "That actually sounds like a very cool job..."

I couldn't think of a more deserving recipient!

Beautiful!

A horrifying mashup of the fish emoji and the melty face emoji

Dang. Heated Rivalry is so smutty it even makes tuna melt

🤣🤣🤣

Embroidery of three cats in different poses in a minimalist impression of a garden

Embroidery of a rat with writing above and below saying "You should get a rat tail" and "The Barber Micki"

Some fluffy friends!

YES PLEASE. I mean, most KJ Charles books would make GREAT films. I also desperately want a trilogy of Will Darling Adventures films. But Any Old Diamonds would also be incredible.

Hahaha! Oh no! At least this time around I know I'm trans so I don't have to pretend I like dressing like Jess from New Girl

I love you too, you wonderful, kind, gorgeous, witty, beautiful person! 😘

2-paneled meme by xray_vex of Stede Bonnet from Our Flag Means Death s1 ep 3. in the left panel, there are 2 black & white shots of him looking sad w/ a rainy background with the caption, "me when I don't have balls". In the second panel, he's in full color and smiling with a sunny rainbow background, w/ the caption "me when maybe I DO have balls"

at first i was like 😞🙁🌧️ but then i was like 😊😀🌈

(inspo: group chat whilst watching ofmd s1 ep 3)

i may have made a few in my time
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Also reminiscing about walking through the hotel to the party in my La Vie En Rose Izzy drag look and passing a random hotel guest who looked me over, scowled, shook her head and mouthed the word "No" at me. That's when you know you've gendered extra hard. 💅

I miss you too! When I'm back in the UK I will absolutely take you up on a visit and beach combing and thrift gremlining!

Haha! I'm not even a little bit cool. Zero rizz. Absolutely no chill. 😆 It was great meeting you too! Your cosplay was incredible and rad!

Mirror selfie in a hotel room of Tristan in his Old Timey Boxer Stede cosplay

Photo of Tristan, looking very happy and very slutty in his ripped shirt Stede cosplay, with Vico, Kristian and Con, signed by the latter three.

Tristan in his Izzy La Vie En Rose drag from the Airport Con party, looking pissed off, flipping the bird and holding a fan that says "TWAT".

Candid photo of Tristan in his Izzy La Vie En Rose drag from the Airport Con party, laughing about something Alice (the photographer) has said because she's hilarious and brilliant.

One year ago. Missing the glorious fun of being around my pirate pals...

😊 Thank youuuu! 🥰

STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.

Had a really good day at school. Most haircuts in one day so far, and everyone was really happy with the results. 3 of them were SUPER lovely clients I had a great time chatting with and they had longer, shaggier hair that I got to throw a ton of texture and flow into, so I had fun doing them.

I did so many cute gay haircuts today and had such nice clients and for once I feel like I might actually be doing the right thing with my life 😭😭😭

I went for ginger and turmeric!

That sounds delightful! Maybe I'll make some spiced tea too...