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11.03.2026 16:20
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No im just making the most obvious, surface joke on the internet lol
I know
Oh most def
I believe Cousin Brad has a toupee. That's why its perfect
That too haha
I've been growing my hair out and when I slick it back, my imagination tells me it's like a Bradley Cooper bro-flow. In reality, its more like Viggo Mortensen as Lucifer in The Prophecy haha
There was a record store near me where I'd always go with my Dad. They had this poster hanging in there. I always always stoked on but wondered how they got up there lol
Sure! Slayer's Raining Blood!
And that makes it even weirder!!!
Bryan Adams was born in November of 1959, so I'm gonna go out on a limb and say his song "Summer of '69" is *probably* a mild exaggeration.
Right!? Its just upbeat in the correct ways. The original version is decent too youtu.be/BRcqeUAME8s?...
I feel like the William Orbit remix of Blur's "Own Your Own" (from The Beach OST) was the proper bridge from Blur to Gorillaz.
youtu.be/wrnO6qdKJlg?...
The butter knife hanging out on the edge of the sink, waiting for me to decide whether I want another peanut butter and jelly sandwich or not
Technically, Paul Simon's "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" only lists five specific methods for leaving one's lover. Maybe the other 45 ways are nefarious or at the very least, not fit for proper table conversation?
Happy International Women's Day! I think women are really cool and nice.
🎵he was hipster nob, jerkin it to an Oscar nod..."
🎵He was a guy, who dissed opera and ballet
What else more can I say 🎵
-Avril Lavigne singing about Timothee Chalamet, probably
So.... how's everyone doing?
I don't think there's an album that makes me want to dance and fight like FUNHOUSE by The Stooges. It really is that record.
As the world is being torn apart with decisiveness and civil unrest, #LambOfGod returns with their 10th studio album INTO OBLIVION further proving #metal has always been political whether you like it or not. Oscar De Leon reviews
beardedgentlemenmusic.com/2026/03/06/l...
I get all sorts of pushback on music takes (I write for a music publication) but the people who lack media literacy and get the most upset are typically one of two camps:
1. sweaty incels who think anything less than foot washing worship is a call for their fav's head.
2. white people named Todd
Tonight I'm seeing BLACKWATER HOLYLIGHT and lemme tell you, I'm stoked beyond words.
While fun for some, being 40 and nasally singing about high school hierarchy is the definition of cringe. But there's a deeper conversation regarding #PopPunk many fans have avoided for too long. @aarxn82.bsky.social has done his homework.
beardedgentlemenmusic.com/2026/03/02/p...
I feel like everyone has or had an Aunt who looks like this who said stuff like:
"Ninja Turtles, metal, and Red Bull are from the devil trying to eat the babies up!'
Despite otherworldly millennial cringe, #PunkPop is still enjoyed by tweens to suburban dads. But there's a darker, heavier conversation about racism, and misogyny, the fandom has avoided for too long. Check out my essay at @beardedgmusic.bsky.social
beardedgentlemenmusic.com/2026/03/02/p...
I wonder if that Patrick Bateman-meets-Jack Skellington weirdo kid of Trump, will be in the incoming war?
There's a SCREAM movie in theaters, Bill Clinton is testifying in court, and people are obsessing over a figure skater. Can we PLEASE move on from the 90s?
They're fine. Its worth watching the first 4 for light, breezy fun but skip the last 2 for sure
Scream 5 and 6 were some of the worst theatrical horror movies I've ever seen in a theater and completely wasted the talent of every single person involved. Spyglass did Neve dirty, then turned around and did Melissa even worse.