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soup dumplings? incredible. what else can we soup

(extends my paw) lets get weirder. together

You know that joke where two people are clearly standing in a room that's on fire but they're both just commenting on the weather?

Sketch commission for @nek0gami.bsky.social of Rouge the... Dinosaur!?

of course we dont understand R2D2 we never saw R1D1

*immediately begins blushing and stammering as the graph goes wild*

hooking a shy sub up to a polygraph and asking her if she wants this dick

My cat sleeps all day and then keeps me awake all night so this gave me a good laugh.
Credit - @dagnylill on Instagram

in england they spell it lmaou

These Brazilian Cheese Breads are giving “I may be small, but I run the whole snack table” energy.

Serve them warm. Tear them dramatically. Let the cheese pull do all the talking.

www.loulougirls.com/easy-brazili...

#PaoDeQueijo #BrazilianCheeseBread #CheesyBites

Doodle asleep on his right side

Doodle sleep on his left side

The human mind cannot fathom this level of comfort

i am just a kitten in love

I guess it's a little too long for a short story but calling it a novelette feels gay

A fay sitting on a bench waiting for someone. On the back of the main subject there are two red wings and the surroundings show trees, plants and flowers.

Fay. 🧚

I'm sorry to inform you this day is going rather poorly

~ an autobiography

teewatterss on Threads: “losing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar”

10/10 take. no notes

Whipping out my breadstick send noodles

I consumed a fruit or vegetables today please clap

Sorry I’m late I accidentally ordered crab legs for dinner three hours ago

My black cat in a too small box yawning at the camera like he’s screaming

Are you ready to rock?!

#Caturday

> @covie93.bsky.social

<epistemological trickery>

Macro abstract photograph of an abalone shell

Pearlish Sky
#784 taken 3:57 pm
#art #photography #macro #abstract

I think if my cat could speak, she would say motherfucker a whole lot.

This is my bat signal.

What’s the Swedish word for eating something so fast you really didn’t get to appreciate it

I find it terribly amusing to sing to my cat. My cat does not.