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Key opinion leader and sophisticate. Humbled to have been asked to provide wry, trenchant insights across multiple areas of expertise including politics, popular culture, science and the arts. #humor #satire #politicalsatire

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Explains the masking

27.01.2026 15:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Evil

22.01.2026 03:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Minor electrical issue = ventricular tachycardia

21.01.2026 05:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Soon, precious, soon.

21.01.2026 05:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Minor electrical problem probably means ventricular tachycardia.

21.01.2026 05:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THERE'S A MAN OUT THERE!

21.01.2026 05:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Orderlies should be by soon to put him back on the locked unit.

20.01.2026 19:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know your moral compass is off when the Catholic Church is shaming you.

19.01.2026 18:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lovely, but our country is falling apart. Where them Epstein files at? Are you doing everything possible to rein in our lunatic president?

19.01.2026 17:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And even longer to find a human smaller in moral standing than he.

08.01.2026 16:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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May the Don Ho Doctrine will replace the dumbass Donroe Doctorine, spreading the aloha spirit across the western hemisphere!

07.01.2026 17:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's like a squirrel with a buckeye in each cheek pouch

07.01.2026 16:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This constantly salivating ghoul has got to go. Can't stand listening to him trip over his own giddy saliva when speaking.

06.01.2026 00:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pushing for the adoption of the Don Ho Doctrine over the dumbass Donroe Doctrine. Spread the aloha spirt across the western hemisphere.

05.01.2026 21:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Spreading the aloha spirit across the western hemisphere

05.01.2026 17:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hopefully this helps:

05.01.2026 17:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Spreading the aloha spirit across the western hemisphere

05.01.2026 17:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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05.01.2026 17:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Spreading the aloha spirit across the western hemisphere: The Don Ho Doctrine

05.01.2026 16:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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05.01.2026 16:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Spreading the aloha spirit across the western hemisphere:

05.01.2026 16:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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05.01.2026 16:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#donroedoctrine
#politics
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#trump
Swapping out the dumbass Donroe Doctrine for the Don Ho Doctrine, spreading the aloha spirit across the western hemisphere.

05.01.2026 16:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Advocating for the Don Ho Doctrine to replace the dumbass Donroe Doctrine. Spread the aloha spirit across the western hemisphere.

05.01.2026 01:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I propose swapping out the dumbass Donroe Doctrine with the Don Ho Doctrine, spreading the aloha spirit across the western hemisphere .

05.01.2026 01:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cartoon showing the Hawaiian singer Don Ho straddling North America and South America with a bat reading "Don Ho Doctrine".

Cartoon showing the Hawaiian singer Don Ho straddling North America and South America with a bat reading "Don Ho Doctrine".

Spreading the aloha spirit across the Western Hemisphere

05.01.2026 01:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Prepare for Rubio and Hegseth playing the one-dimensional checkers version of nation-building.

03.01.2026 23:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With Rubio and Hegseth as co-Viceroys I think we can sit back and relax. I'm sure they've carefully plotted things out for the coming months and years.

03.01.2026 23:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man! He looks so resolute! And cool! And SecDef has extra pockets on his jacket!

03.01.2026 23:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0