The Functioning Drunk (@themindofdennis)

Holy shit, #WWE #Evolve is HOT GARBAGE. lol.

06.03.2025 02:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Alcoholic Gatorade... Don't mind if I do.

23.02.2025 19:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Next MTN Dew Hard Flavor: The OG Mountain Dew:

So good.

14.02.2025 01:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Watched the final episodes of #CobraKai ... goddamn man.
I'll do a video about it later, but ... while at times very cheesy, it was okay. We needed some cheese at the end.

I'm gonna fucking miss that show.

13.02.2025 23:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can #1: MTN Dew Hard Live Wire. Fucking delicious.

13.02.2025 23:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

2 episodes left of #cobrakai

I'll miss this show so much.

13.02.2025 17:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let's just do it through skype, cuz i'll be drinking. lol

13.02.2025 15:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, you wanna do it live!

13.02.2025 15:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck Yeah!

13.02.2025 15:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WELL if YOU CAN be, then we can record tonight, if you'd like to join me

13.02.2025 15:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You free tonight?

13.02.2025 15:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My favorite version. lol.

We need to record soon.

13.02.2025 15:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Heading over to watch it now!

13.02.2025 15:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just don't find her funny. Humor is very subjective, like any art, I suppose - but Amy just .. annoys me. lol

13.02.2025 15:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Obtained.

13.02.2025 15:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, okay. I don't really keep up with it that deeply, lol. Thank you for the info

25.01.2025 20:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I made my much anticipated by no one return to podcasting.
It was fun.

24.01.2025 20:54 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Why has INXS become such a topic lately? After years and years of never seeing them talked about, recently, I've been seeing it everywhere.

24.01.2025 20:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fuck yeah, GRIND is back!

22.01.2025 15:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Man, I thought the same thing at first, lol.

20.01.2025 14:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So confusing. I thought she was already signed with the company. lol

17.01.2025 16:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

His shit podcast not making money anymore?

12.01.2025 16:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I made a huge pot of potato soup. I'm tired of buying groceries. lol

Get better soon man!

10.01.2025 18:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Rock looks like a fucking dork carrying around a belt that has no meaning other than he bought it.

It's like anyone caring about the hollywood stars or the rock n roll hall of fame.

Dorks.

#WWE #NXT

08.01.2025 16:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kris Statlander. God damn.

That's the tweet.

08.01.2025 00:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean, I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet.

07.01.2025 15:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a bald man wearing glasses is making a funny face while sitting in front of a wall . ALT: a bald man wearing glasses is making a funny face while sitting in front of a wall .

#WWE press release announces multi-year partnership with Hulk Hogan's Real American Beer. WWE will become a minority owner of the company and place branding on the mat for every episode of Raw.

That's a no from me dog.

06.01.2025 15:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Lions are very very good to me.

I've won about $700.00 this season on them - every other bet, we don't talk about. lol

31.12.2024 11:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why can't WWE keep AEW out of its mouth. lol.

31.12.2024 11:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sex is great, but you ever had sex with a Jets pizz..wait.
no... no.

I meant, you ever ate a Jet's Pizza?

28.12.2024 02:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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