Gaz Ubermick

*nonchalantly makes sure glass ornaments are still under the window*

Its definitely curious. Slat had the spat with Salah and hasn't been dropped since despite the fact he's horrifically out of form. So makes you wonder if they curry his favour, don't give Slot a second thought and tube him out completely, or some degree in between.

You sure it wasn't baldie fraudie? 🤣

Honestly just glanced up at the Spurs match and thought that was Karius in goal for them.

Dunno what to think about this side anymore. The majority of that side are Klopp players who know -KNOW- their performances the last 12 months are MILES off.

Is it the perfect storm of injuries and fatigue? Have they downed tools? Is it coaching? A lack of leadership? Management?

I'm just baffled.

Alas yeah. The FA cup draw was the last nail in the coffin at getting any sort of honours out of this shit show of a season. To be honest though... I could handle the losing - we don't have a god given right to win every time we play. It's the nature of the losses that's killing me.

No two ways about it that was yet another horrible performance from a side who look completely and utterly like they have zero identity. Calamitous going forward, calamitous at the back, calamitous in the middle. There's a few players in this side who are light years away from good enough right now.

How is that a foul ffs?

It does not take an awful lot to make Mac go over, does it?

I remember when Torres' legs went after we ran him into the ground, and feeling awful at seeing what a shadow of a player he became afterwards. Feels like that is nowhere near as dramatic a fall off as this year's version of Mo Salah.

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"It's been that sort of night for Arne Slot."

This team is genuinely unrecognizable from the team Klopp left. Intelligence and heart gone completely.

Always been like that. Very much one of the "If you don't agree with me you're a shit fan and/or have no idea what you're talking about."

Bring back the Braben Bobblehead!!!

Watching Ireland v Wales in the rugby. Because yes, I’d rather watch international egg chasing than I would slotballox.

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Jamison Gibson Park singing Amhrán na bFhiann. Man.

Search suggestions from DuckDuckGo preemptively wondering why the rogue state of Israel is attacking absolutely everyone and anyone.

Search suggestions are getting madder and madder each day...

Either way this season is fucking miserable. You either go into it feeling bad and HOPEFULLY getting pleasantly surprised or more likely a bit of relief at getting a squeaky result combined with anger at how fucking bad they played, or go into it feeling optimistic and having that beaten out of you.

Fully expecting us to win this (then again I did the other night) but it will be a fucking turgid and hard to watch affair (as it was the other night) followed by excuses and complaints from our illustrious manager (as it was the other night) which will just piss me off (as it did the other night.)

"And this is how the Fyre Festival came to be..."

He really has morphed into Rodgers 2.0 in no short time. He's a few days away from pulling out three envelopes at training and telling poor Rio off for saying "steady." Given the excuse train, I bet he's already at "self portrait hanging in the living room" phase.

Good man Will. The crest on the shirt always - ALWAYS - over the names on the backs. Players and suits will come and go (apart from a few magnificent exceptions) but the club remains.

Watch now we'll win that one at a canter, given the comparative lack of importance to league position. (Not to downplay the FA Cup, but fuck me if we don't make Champions League qualification AS THE REIGNING FUCKING CHAMPIONS)

This where I'm getting utterly confused and honestly furious. These are elite level players and being as static as we are is just schoolboy level errors. They can't all have regressed THAT much, so it has to be tactical? But that makes no sense either. Surely they've not metaphorically downed tools?

HAHAHAHAHAHAH II - HAHHA HARDER

Should have been a yellow for the foul, followed by a second for simulation.

Nothing screams confidence like watching Arne Slot wandering aimlessly around his technical area, throwing his hands up in the air, and generally looking utterly confused.