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Brief Jerky

@briefjerky

NSFW. Local dad, no kids. Into tighty whities and self-abuse. I ❤️ big butts and bushy pubes. Kind of a dog, frankly. I block empty profiles. Telegram: briefjerky

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Latest posts by Brief Jerky @briefjerky

Reminder to self: see something, say something

20.10.2025 01:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just fold it without major creases, then iron it when I get there

30.11.2024 19:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Thinkin bout pie 🥰

29.11.2024 05:13 👍 65 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Lazy Sunday

24.11.2024 18:47 👍 63 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
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Can’t see my tattoo but I can still see my pecker!

17.11.2024 16:52 👍 67 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

It’s the colonizer energy for me.

14.11.2024 16:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fellowshipping

14.11.2024 01:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Phone in one hand, dick in the other?

13.11.2024 22:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Boy, did I zoom in

13.11.2024 20:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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What’s up, homos? Been a minute!

13.11.2024 19:18 👍 99 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

“I have no dream job. I do not dream of labor.” Eartha Kitt

11.05.2024 15:36 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your last saved selfie is you on the outside, and your last saved meme is you on the inside.

11.05.2024 15:11 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean, sniffles seems to be 99% guys trying to give each other no-recip bj’s

25.04.2024 22:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nobody:
Bottoms: Hey there 😉

24.04.2024 16:53 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Spiritually maybe

20.04.2024 21:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What if naked and baked rhymed?

20.04.2024 21:11 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

Quantumcognition

20.04.2024 20:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Happy holidays!

20.04.2024 20:09 👍 118 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0

Guy Fieri could take me all the way to Flavortown.

20.04.2024 16:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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20.04.2024 16:52 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I doubt it.

20.04.2024 16:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fucked around and FOUND OUT

19.04.2024 00:03 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The longer they type the worse it is

17.04.2024 22:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve always wanted to be imaginary

17.04.2024 22:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Looking up, for sure

12.04.2024 19:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Outrage

Outrage

“No, actually the person you drove two hours to meet with is out on leave. Not sure why they didn’t tell you. Sorry!”

11.04.2024 18:33 👍 63 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

Please ignore me
Please ignore me
Don’t love me

Finally I am seen

11.04.2024 17:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Aw thanks, I was smizing as hard as I could

09.04.2024 19:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Cut it out you’ll make me blush 😊

09.04.2024 18:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What did everyone look like 10 years ago?

The moustache abides

09.04.2024 18:11 👍 30 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 1