Reminder to self: see something, say something
Reminder to self: see something, say something
I just fold it without major creases, then iron it when I get there
Thinkin bout pie 🥰
Lazy Sunday
Can’t see my tattoo but I can still see my pecker!
It’s the colonizer energy for me.
Fellowshipping
Phone in one hand, dick in the other?
Boy, did I zoom in
What’s up, homos? Been a minute!
“I have no dream job. I do not dream of labor.” Eartha Kitt
Your last saved selfie is you on the outside, and your last saved meme is you on the inside.
I mean, sniffles seems to be 99% guys trying to give each other no-recip bj’s
Nobody:
Bottoms: Hey there 😉
Spiritually maybe
What if naked and baked rhymed?
Quantumcognition
Happy holidays!
Guy Fieri could take me all the way to Flavortown.
I doubt it.
Fucked around and FOUND OUT
The longer they type the worse it is
I’ve always wanted to be imaginary
Looking up, for sure
Outrage
“No, actually the person you drove two hours to meet with is out on leave. Not sure why they didn’t tell you. Sorry!”
Please ignore me
Please ignore me
Don’t love me
Finally I am seen
Aw thanks, I was smizing as hard as I could
Cut it out you’ll make me blush 😊
What did everyone look like 10 years ago?
The moustache abides