spoon

update: i got the floss out but that was only after spending $20 on various other flosses, got another type stuck, and panic called my dentist for an emergency visit.

i was able to get it out & now i have to cancel the emergency visit

woke up to still find i have floss stuck between my teeth & it wasn’t some awful dream

alright U of I, i see your late night atomic jazz hour & i love it

We live in hell but do our best

add jeopardy to the reasons i’ve cried over television

What Fetishists Can Teach Us About Consumerism and Desire A new book asserts that we all might learn something from fetishists, who exist in playful surrender to the things that they covet.

A new book about fetish cultures shrewdly considers the ways in which we imbue objects with meaning and status.

damn hate to see a coworker who i only had good experiences add me on insta to see her repost some right wing shit to her story

i can’t believe the man who has likely never purchased his own groceries has the audacity to talk about the price of food that hasn’t changed? eggs, milk, meat, none of that is cheaper??

listening to this little girl in the waiting room talk to her dad “you are a demon!” for taking her chair

bought myself a weighted goose stuffed animal as a reward for going to the doctor lol

i love being anxious about going to the doctor and simultaneously convinced i am dying of some secret thing. like why can’t i be normal and just assume i’m healthy

update it’s done~

i love crying during the olympics

all i want is to cut my hair

“getting lost in the sauce of love”

what is happening today in the sky because i cannot handle whatever it is

imagine owning a porsche cayenne turbo and not going the speed limit

Love in a cold climate: Winter Olympic village runs out of condoms after three days Free condoms for competitors at the Winter Olympics have run out within a record-breaking three days

They’re just out there setting records at everything.

seeing the insane flow of comments under posts made on threads reminds me of my hometown facebook page & is a main reason i cannot be on there in any serious manner

being sick as an adult should be a crime i can’t stand this

i love seeing people wear their beach hats at the airport because they’re almost impossible to pack. like yes the sweats & wide brim hat are a LOOK when it’s 18° & snowing outside

Exclusive: Trump administration mulls payments to sway Greenlanders to join US U.S. officials have discussed sending lump sum payments to Greenlanders as part of a bid to convince them to secede from Denmark and potentially join the United States, according to four sources famil...

The White House is reportedly discussing paying everyone who lives in Greenland anywhere from $10,000 to $100,000 per person if they secede from Denmark.

This is apparently what putting Americans first looks like.

www.reuters.com/world/europe...

one of our biggest problems is we spent decades coddling straight white male conservatives. we took their dumb as fuck ideas seriously, even though history, logic and science showed theyre completely unworkable. and now we're stuck with a bunch of dumbasses who have been coddled for too long

this is a horrifically delusional run on sentence disguised as an address to the nation

I can’t stop thinking about that unfortunate Conpact article yesterday. At its core, we are talking about entitlement. White men (some) genuinely believe they lose opportunities to women and/or people of color by virtue of identity. They believe they are inherently more talented and being overlooked

it’s absolutely clear the president has never actually purchased eggs

timeline cleanse with Tilly snacking 🐿️

saw this on my way home today & did a double take!

Everyone: ICE and CBP cannot be more hated

ICE/CBP: [starts wearing Meta smart glasses]

Everyone:

watching love island australia and i’m convinced these people are insane. like socially something is so off over there