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@keepaknockin

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Just because you're a retard it doesn't preclude you from being a bitch

26.01.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If jewish people are so smart why haven’t they invented a time machine to stop the holocaust

12.09.2025 23:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Things can be good, but they can also be bad. It’s a double-edged sword

07.07.2025 20:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Man comes from nature, and yet the laws of man violate the laws of nature

15.06.2025 06:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The truth is out there. Unless it’s in here

09.06.2025 22:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s crazy how easy it is to cut your dick off

18.05.2025 04:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does happiness create more happiness

14.05.2025 01:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happiness creates more happiness

14.05.2025 01:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

By the light of the silvery jews

14.05.2025 00:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All dongs must piss

10.05.2025 05:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a sleepy little baby. It’s totally fucked

02.05.2025 00:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Going fetal

30.04.2025 14:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It sucks when you find out about somebody hot but then you learn that they died

30.04.2025 14:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Instead of a Pope there should be a Pimp

27.04.2025 03:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cream of the crop top

24.04.2025 05:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What if this is actually all bullshit

24.04.2025 04:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To my mind, the ultimate insult which has never been topped is to say β€œsuck it, bitch”

18.04.2025 03:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a little bit pussy, I’m a little bit cock and balls

05.04.2025 17:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People are fucking dying right now

05.04.2025 17:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s all just a game to me

10.02.2025 20:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I may not like it but who am I to argue with the will of the people

08.02.2025 06:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There should be an app called kick my ass where you can hire someone to beat the shit out of you

08.02.2025 02:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Channeling my inner bitch

30.01.2025 05:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m old enough to remember when grooming a child meant picking the nits from their hair

25.01.2025 22:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What if the only way to achieve enlightenment is to be tortured every day for 50 years

23.01.2025 07:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Women love a man with a huge muscular ass

19.01.2025 07:53 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

I just want to fuck six times a day is that so much to ask

07.01.2025 07:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In the next season of hot ones they should stick habaneros up their asses

31.12.2024 06:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The way they should have done it is that every time Hawk Tuah spits on that thang, a coin gets created. That’s the proof of work

17.12.2024 05:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a genius with a penius

17.12.2024 05:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0