Just because you're a retard it doesn't preclude you from being a bitch
Just because you're a retard it doesn't preclude you from being a bitch
If jewish people are so smart why havenβt they invented a time machine to stop the holocaust
Things can be good, but they can also be bad. Itβs a double-edged sword
Man comes from nature, and yet the laws of man violate the laws of nature
The truth is out there. Unless itβs in here
Itβs crazy how easy it is to cut your dick off
Does happiness create more happiness
Happiness creates more happiness
By the light of the silvery jews
All dongs must piss
Iβm a sleepy little baby. Itβs totally fucked
Going fetal
It sucks when you find out about somebody hot but then you learn that they died
Instead of a Pope there should be a Pimp
Cream of the crop top
What if this is actually all bullshit
To my mind, the ultimate insult which has never been topped is to say βsuck it, bitchβ
Iβm a little bit pussy, Iβm a little bit cock and balls
People are fucking dying right now
Itβs all just a game to me
I may not like it but who am I to argue with the will of the people
There should be an app called kick my ass where you can hire someone to beat the shit out of you
Channeling my inner bitch
Iβm old enough to remember when grooming a child meant picking the nits from their hair
What if the only way to achieve enlightenment is to be tortured every day for 50 years
Women love a man with a huge muscular ass
I just want to fuck six times a day is that so much to ask
In the next season of hot ones they should stick habaneros up their asses
The way they should have done it is that every time Hawk Tuah spits on that thang, a coin gets created. Thatβs the proof of work
Iβm a genius with a penius