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They can't quit the racism. He understands this.

Nah. It's not complicated.

Watching Trump attack Iran is like watching a dog chase a car. He has no idea what to do next. Of course, for this analogy to be completely accurate, the dog would have to be the most mentioned dog in the Epstein files.

Track him on @quiver-quant.bsky.social. He'd probaby work for free just for the insider information.

Pam Biondi was the original legal architect of “Operation Nothing To See Here” in Florida and now has magically appeared as the least qualified Attorney General in US history to finish the job.

Came here to say the same thing.

"Squirrel!"

Does a hell of a keg stand though.

Weird that Pam was the original legal architect of Operation Nothing To See Here in Florida and now has magically appeared as the least qualified Attorney General in US history to finish the job.

JD Vance is a Peter Thiel puppet bought and paid for.

Elon is a moving target. Tesla isn't a car company, it's a robot company...until that's a lie. He'll merge it with SpaceX and it'll be a space company eventually. Or something that doesn't exist at all so he can define it from scratch.

While Jefferey Epstein is not alive to endorse candidates in the midterms, Trump is. Vote accordingly.

He's taken his chaos theory and applied it to corruption. There are too many grifts to focus on any one or ten or one hundred so he gets away with all of them.

Yeah. The MAGA Hierarchy of Needs is the opposite if Maslow's. It assumes that hate of others is more important than having basic needs met.

Watching CNBC has been a blast lately. Analysts who don't quite understand software explaining why it will be displaced by AI, a technology they don't understand at all.

And people just say, "Yeah, he says things like that." It's a disgrace." Our standards couldn't be lower.

Watching this press conference, he's nuts. The Q&A is going to be off the rails. This, ladies and gentlemen, is our adult supervision.

Breaking: Kristi Noem steps down from DHS. Trump immediately appoints her to the new post of Secretary of Fucking Lighting Money on Fire.

If you need someone to light money on fire, you can't do better than Kristi.

"Chaos through strength."

"Wingman?"

Suddenly, the litmus test for patriotism in the US becomes one's willingness to see an army of extremely rich pedophiles get off scott-free. Life comes at you fast.

I saw this movie and changed my university major from business to journalism. The crimes committed by Nixon and his men would be quaint and not worth mentioning by today's standard. It's hard for me to believe that this is toothpaste we can put back in the tube. The Presidency is ruined.

Sometimes I'm tempted to get a Twitter account again because I miss things like this.

My tax dollars at work.

And he did change things. Coming off the Iraq war, Bush had called in every favor we had and wasted it on that. Obama had a lot of rebuiding to do and he did it. There are too many things wrong with that tweet to deal with them all here.

Nice thought but it's already been normalized.

Why is Kevin O'Leary suddenly so damn everywhere.

I famously called them "too old" in 1981 and turned down backstage passes. I kinda still don't regret it.