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@rokhausen

Aspiring autonomous cyborg, ethical cyberpunk, transhuman/ist, Gilbert Gottfried of breakcore, elder rivethead, xennial xenomorph. EWR, NJ -> SEA, WA I own a body bag signed by Kool Keith. @rokhausen on other timelines

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her cameo on the sopranos still blows my mind

12.03.2026 17:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hindsight is 20/20

12.03.2026 17:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there's other options but unfortunately i've already layed a groundwork of saying they're not okay

12.03.2026 17:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

mine is 2 blocks away and next to a bottle shop and a ramen house, and a a sushi place, and... i had a cheese sandwich for breakfast

12.03.2026 17:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'm going to start acquiring more usb cables. my biggest wager is that they will be the new post-apocalypse currency

12.03.2026 17:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'm going to start acquiring more usb cables. my biggest wager is that they will be the new post-apocalypse currency

12.03.2026 17:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

b-b-but what about armegeddon??

12.03.2026 17:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ok, which brand of accelerationism do we wanna place bets on with money that will be useless regardless of the outcome

12.03.2026 17:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So let me get this straight...
Your AI company is called Anthropic?
Did I... miss something?
๐Ÿค”

12.03.2026 17:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

or you end up unconditionally enabling monsters

12.03.2026 17:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Black Sabbath
by Black Sabbath
from the album
Black Sabbath

12.03.2026 16:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well... guess i won't be driving to spokane to eat at chili's any time soon

12.03.2026 16:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

your posts are often the luther vandross burgers of my days. please hang in there and if you need help you can ask here

12.03.2026 16:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that was a question, btw

12.03.2026 16:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what bravery

12.03.2026 16:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(literally wearing a carcass shirt as i post)

12.03.2026 16:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I agree... but the most important part is how fucking awesome the music is.

12.03.2026 16:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and yeah, that starched cheese looks like total shit when baked. it's okay for a totinos party pizza to look that way at $2 a pop, but that's about where the line is drawn

12.03.2026 16:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

me, it's my stupid job. the cat's gotta eat. (free cheese)

12.03.2026 16:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

awww... upon first looks i thought it was a donut

12.03.2026 16:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's like the lucky in a pack of smokes

12.03.2026 16:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

welp, settled that. this is the absolute last person i'd want to have a drink next to at an airport bar.

12.03.2026 16:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For my birthday my roommate made me a custom Heaven's Gate Away Team baseball hat.

12.03.2026 16:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh i know, i have two. sometimes i use them both and make myself a quesadilla

12.03.2026 16:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anarconda: The Big Snake With a Balaclava That Spits Moltovs is coming to a city near you!

12.03.2026 12:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he's still alive??

12.03.2026 12:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We had a club that was next to a sewage treatment plant in Rahway, NJ and they served overpriced beer until 4 am. Similar vibes. I got asked to get away from the bar when I waved off a stripper looking for tips because I was just there to continue drinking after 2 AM.

12.03.2026 11:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a meme of a mcdonald's "jesse plemons meal" parodying the sports celebrity meals at fast food places, it shows a picture of him looking a little offput and the meal consists of a regular hamburger, fries from wendy's, and a cup for water. jesse is low key saying "I get it sometimes"

a meme of a mcdonald's "jesse plemons meal" parodying the sports celebrity meals at fast food places, it shows a picture of him looking a little offput and the meal consists of a regular hamburger, fries from wendy's, and a cup for water. jesse is low key saying "I get it sometimes"

it may finally happen

11.03.2026 16:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 954 ๐Ÿ” 88 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

i have to see a hot dog about a hot dog

12.03.2026 11:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pour one out for the apple vision pro

12.03.2026 11:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0