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Don’t worry, everyone. The Secretary of Defense used to be on ‘Fox & Friends.’

He wasn’t ‘Fox,’ though; he was just one of the ‘Friends.’

Nothing in the world sparks in me the sudden need to get up and go take five minutes making a cup of coffee than sitting down with my laptop and a desire to write something. Stupid brain.

Ever see someone on TV and think, ‘Oh my god how old are they?’ And then you google them and it turns out they’re YOUR age?

I mean that’s never happened to me, but one day it will and it will SUCK.

Absolutely brilliant song, and the first CD I ever owned.

Finally!

Bill from the classic show ‘Schoolhouse Rock.’ Apologies to those of you who saw my post and were hoping this image was of the Grim Reaper.

Someone on Trump’s staff needs to arrange a meeting for him with this guy.

Great choice! I have Goose Island here. 👍

Cheers! 🤣

Okay fine I’ll watch this Trump presser/meltdown thing. But I’m having an IPA.

- you could never pay me enough to do this thing i do not want to do

- here is fifty dollars

- okay fine

This does make me want to work out. Go for a long run, really. And then walk into the ocean.

It’s just so nice to see someone set a goal.

So they don’t know what the JAZZ… is all about, ya SEE?!

Screenshot from a 1997 episode of ‘South Park’ that takes place at a ski resort, and a skier picks on Stan Marsh by repeatedly calling him ‘Stan Darsh.’

I am totally incapable of seeing Warsh’s name without thinking of this old ‘South Park’ episode. Every single time.

Entrapment!

"while I have you" no no no, that wasn't part of the deal

That was fucking excellent.

I think it would be fun to have a middle name starting with ‘V’ so that I could pretend each of my signatures was a Supreme Court case citation.

I am doing both (multitasking!).

I wouldn’t be shocked if half of my graduating class is in ICE now, even if they’re confined to the office in ICE’s Middle Aged Squad, beating the shit out of civilians in ‘Grand Theft Auto’ games.

‘The Avengers: Gettysburg’

A prequel to ‘Dragon Ball Z’!

Years ago, my little brother was telling our mom about an argument he got into with another kid. And quoting himself as part of his anecdote, he said, “And I go, ‘I don’t give a BLEEP’S ASS.’”

At the end of a day like this, it’s nice that at least we can all join together, take a deep breath, and [/falls down a flight of stairs]

Among the truest things I’ve read in a while.

Scene from ‘The Simpsons’ in which Bart is praying school will be cancelled the next day and Lisa, witnessing this, whispers, “Prayer, the last refuge of a scoundrel.”

I wouldn’t even trust Trump to offer medical advice to this guy.

Maybe the people running, say, Venezuela could h— oh shit.

Ok, THIS is what a proper Democratic response sounds like.

Why is this so hard for the current leadership?

Screw this, I’m heading out for a run. If I can make it to the coast, I’ll just keep going.