BrutalMustDie

Women's day? Hah...Yeah...Ladies...I like those...Beautiful...

Okay so apparently that was all the soy sauce in the house and now the chicken will be bland as fuck

I drank 50% of my home's Soy Sauce supply and now my mom thinks I'm fucking stupid

I drink Pickle Water sometimes, it's good

She Sparx on my TAS till I [Volume Warning!]

My wisdom is infinite

38.4C fever, this shit means nothing to me man; I'll krill myself so violently they'll have to power wash me out of the pavement, they'll have to flick my gooey muck out of the ridges alongside the walk using those thin sticks, my very hemoglobin shall nurture this earth for eons on end

Even the fiercest of beats know a touch of pity and I know more than just a touch, this is because I have that beast inside me

You see, every jump is a prayer written in code. A Y-axis yearning for a Z-axis zest. If we didn't jump, we’d just be walking... and walking is just falling forward without the dignity of a parachute. To stay on the ground is to be a rug, and I am no rug, friend. I am the shag carpet of the heavens.

I tend to lie sometimes

Life is amazing and I love all of my friends and family but unfortunately I will be dead in 6 months

She took the fucking kids and I lost the house because of my gambling addiction, fuck my stupid chud life

I was hit by a Fiat Panda back in 2017 and I have not recovered since

this sky is very blue

yo, gurt.

i'm gurt

I'm just a stupid chud...

two men sitting in a bar...but then a horse come in...very scary

I miss my wife...but this is pretty cool trivia I guess...

yes...bounce...devious creature...

the purple dragon...is named spYRO
the yellow moth is named sparks
the evil green man...i dont remember...really!

guh...buh...

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The same thing happened to my buddy Terry!

Rare footage of the Spyro community doing something besides drawing and complaining