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@majorarschloch

All skeets are tested on animals before submission. They don't like them either.

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Shits too negative on here again. Taking a head space break.

Those who have it know where to find me.

Till then, here's some dogwoods and turts.

09.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Potato Barker

09.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why.

Not library or opening date.

Why this design?

09.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache is sitting at a desk and saying it 's so ... it 's so beautiful . ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting at a desk and saying it 's so ... it 's so beautiful .
09.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I get why you might take them, but it just seems unnecessary. If you can't go a week without doing something non-essential to living, then you might have an addiction.

As far as dudes, it really comes down to the type of vacation, who you're with, and the sleeping accommodations.

09.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed- nasty ass people should be banned from flying.

Access to domestic air travel is a privilege not a right.

If you can't maintain basic hygiene you lose that privilege.

This includes being barefoot on an airplane

09.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I really don't know French geography lol

09.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BRING ME SPREADSHEETS OF SPIDER-MAN

09.03.2026 04:11 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I fail to see a negative here

09.03.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.

26.11.2025 22:05 πŸ‘ 2781 πŸ” 752 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 11

They are trying to make it a thing

09.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're looking for atuff with Alan Ritchson, might I recommend Blue Mountain State? It's the best show about college football ever made

09.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

American markets tomorrow

09.03.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

It is 7 45 and still light outside.

LOVE TO SEE IT

08.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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i could listen to people tell Tracy Morgan stories all day long

08.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 149 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

They charge for seating and parking, and have premium seating?!?

Time to go flip some money lender's tables....

08.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm more afraid they did

08.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My Hois

They gone

08.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

** "Goodbye Horses" by Q Lazzarus starts to play**

"Would you lick me? I'd lick me."

08.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't you put that shit on us nerds.

08.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah

08.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Then I got a problem with you Wayne, cause these obnoxious invasive assholes were honking at 3 am and woke me up.

So now I am buying a predator decoy to put in their nesting grounds.

Cause fuck geese. Ducks are better

08.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Go Mercer

08.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ron Swanson, Woman of the Year

08.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday!!

08.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He's so good to her.

08.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Georgia Tech firing Damon Stoudamire: Yellow Jackets set to move on after last-place finish in ACC The Yellow Jackets will start over after Stoudamire's three-year tenure. The program has only had two good seasons in conference play in the past 20 years.

Good

www.cbssports.com/college-bask...

08.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact, if you make love to your partner beginning at 1:59 tonight and it lasts 3 minutes you can look at the clock and factually tell them that the lovemaking has long ago lost any sense of human bonding or connection

08.03.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 257 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Go McLaren.

This is my F1 skeet

08.03.2026 04:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0