Oh, that's absolutely not a branch-specific issue. My wife came home, after doing follow-up care for a young officer who had an encounter with a monkey on a TDY, still laughing.
Apparently the conversation during the follow-up appointment went like this:
12.03.2026 18:57
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To find out. Eventually the answer came: cleaners arrived. They were more thorough than our cleaners! One hour of vacuuming near the eye toy- white noise- caused the in game chat audio compression to leak a few bytes of memory (only with white noise). Long enough? Crash.
12.03.2026 08:24
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one day this will be part of an elaborate exploit chain
12.03.2026 04:31
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Ok, but hear me out: Starship oil tankers! Guaranteed 45 minute delivery!
12.03.2026 16:43
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SpaceX's massive redeployment of its higher orbit (~550 km) Starlink sats to a lower (~480 km) orbital shell continues. 652 sats have completed orbit lowering while 972 are currently on the way down.
12.03.2026 01:32
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Pitch an unnecessary sequel
Darkest Hour: Next Generation
12.03.2026 05:03
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3.5" floppy disks arranged to resemble the Bisexual Pride Flag in colors and format
Bisexual Pride π©·ππ #bisexual #pride #floppydiskart
Not yet satisfied with the colors in my draft. Will continue the floppy search in order to get it right.
11.03.2026 17:37
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I'm also not always mad. In fact, most of the time i'm just disappointed.
11.03.2026 18:30
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hey yβall this is important
11.03.2026 16:47
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Also the fact that this dumb shit was their recruitment ad. Imagine the absolute titans of robotics and machine learning you're gonna hire after showing them that.
11.03.2026 16:21
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That's... his entire plan. Again and again. The episode that still rattles me were forehead go-pro videos of people doing stuff to train Optimus. Like... Screw the absent tactile feedback, let's talk about the absent stereo vision!
11.03.2026 16:19
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i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid
11.03.2026 05:02
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I hate that these words in that order make sense.
11.03.2026 16:11
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The shoe thing is low on the "important global matters" scale, but HIGH on the "I'll take things a deranged Roman emperor would do for $500, Alex" chart.
11.03.2026 13:42
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I'm about to go text my wife "clown event still possible"
10.03.2026 17:17
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Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so muchβthe wheel, New York, wars and so onβwhilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than manβfor precisely the same reasons
Basic, but also true
11.03.2026 11:20
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"Their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws" is something I think about way too often.
11.03.2026 12:14
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The Encyclopedia Galactica defines a robot as a mechanical apparatus designed to do the work of a man. The marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation defines a robot as βYour Plastic Pal Whoβs Fun to Be With.β The Hitchhikerβs Guide to the Galaxy defines the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as βa bunch of mindless jerks whoβll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes,β with a footnote to the effect that the editors would welcome applications from anyone interested in taking over the post of robotics correspondent. Curiously enough, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica that had the good fortune to fall through a time warp from a thousand years in the future defined the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as βa bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came.
11.03.2026 11:43
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It's the birthday of Douglas Adams! Time to share favorite quotes!
11.03.2026 10:33
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
10.03.2026 21:30
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Beethoven β Sonata No.17 Tempest 3rd Movement
YouTube video by Kassia
And also this
11.03.2026 08:52
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Moonlight Sonata with a bit of bass
YouTube video by Alexander Pianos
This.
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11.03.2026 07:43
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Minesweeper but it's the Strait of Hormuz. Source: sweepthestrait.com
11.03.2026 02:14
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New Space Force orbit for Van Allen Probe A, epoch 1925 UTC [9 hours ago] : perigee 110 km, apogee 850 km.
11.03.2026 05:05
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leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"
10.03.2026 20:41
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New Space Force orbit for Van Allen Probe A , epoch 1440 UTC [6 hours ago], 113 km perigee, 952 km apogee. No updated reentry estimate
10.03.2026 20:57
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[V3cam] KΔ«lauea volcano, Hawaii (south HalemaΚ»umaΚ»u crater)
YouTube video by USGS
Kilauea started erupting this morning: www.youtube.com/live/gXKuUyK...
I wish the video had soundβ¦
10.03.2026 19:44
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