Lianne🐀

I can’t believe they based a video game character off of me

Can’t wait for this to happen to me

I’m so resident evil pilled I hope you got that green herb in picture 3

The rumour weed episode of veggie tales used to scare me when I was a kid LOL

Very interesting hairstyle I woke up with

Work group chat is getting out of pocket

I thought of something funny to say here in a half-dreaming state last night but I forgot :/

This game is so awesome

I really want to start referencing that video of the nurse(?) who said her patient hemoglobined at work, but I fear nobody will know that I’m talking about

My brain is being eroded from being in constant pain and trying to be normal 😀

The thingies keep getting caught in my hair

Dinner

You know your toenails are getting too long when you feel bruised from wearing shoes

Forgot to put deodorant on this morning before this 16hr shift sorrrryyyyy everyone

i'm a gay ass bitch i'm joe jay

Part 2 of the RHOSLC reunion:
“Meredith did you drink before the flight?”
“Brittani is an antisemite”

By lately I mean like months-years uh oh 😀

Industry is such a good show but I am repulsed by sexuality lately so I can’t watch it lol

It’s actually really evil and so obviously a trap to get you to spend money/watch ads to pass levels but I get really delusional and keep playing thinking I can do it

All I’ve been doing lately is playing Screwdom 3D on my iPhone

I am a new turtlewithhat fan

i have 6 or 7 stomachs

Keegan said sl*shy n**bz are the Epstein of the internet

I haven’t done a cartwheel since I was nine

Be smart don’t fart

I think I have POTS 😀

Sometimes when I don’t sleep well I feel like I’m going to pass out and throw up and fly away in the wind and I have to lay down on the bathroom floor until I feel steady enough to get ready for the day

I am very susceptible to collective effervescence

Lol went for a too-ambitious walk and had to go home because I started hurting 😢