VIC-20

HOW MANY GOTHS HAVE BEEN ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL THIS WHOLE TIME

My 3rd grade music teacher used to play this for the class regularly. He must have been going through some real shit.

Pee's stored in the balls

I don't understand Japan's deal with huge amounts of tartar sauce

Israel eliminated post from fox sports

Fox Sports graphics department going hard

lol

when boomers start doing the mouth hanging down thing it means they have a few years left

I might have to scrounge up a PC so I can play this game

he's got a distinctive style

what are you playing here? is this the same guy that made Desert Golf and Enviro-Bear 2000?

IBS squad reporting for duty, let's desecrate these bathrooms

gas prices lol

I'm surprised she finally started writing about something other than her own body image

other than hiring armed bodyguards, I mean

My insurance switched to UHC this year and the first time I tried to provision some medical services it was denied.

Have they learned nothing

screenshot of an article from the onion that says old man's son also old man; it's a picture of a very old man standing next to a regular old man

Jim Rockford and his dad Rocky, from the 1970s TV show The Rockford Files

yeah give me the star wars imperial officer outfit but I want a star trek com badge too

Really thrown off by my Aunt video calling me the other day and the first thing out of her mouth was "you still have your hair!"

There are no bald people in my family

I've been seriously considering getting a starter pistol and blanks just so I can go outside and (safely) fire off some shots into the air when it happens

a bike bell fixes this

Just give us a slightly modernized Windows XP and do not fuck with MS paint

I bet it smell crazy in there

you have nothing to lose

*maybe don't do this if you have a wireless keyboard with a battery

I recommend getting the loudest clicky mechanical keyboard possible, they rule

remembering this

almost every US military base has a school on it, you dipshit