‘I’m afraid you’ve failed your English GCSE, so I’m afraid you’re no longer able to be president’ would be a hell of a plot twist.
08.03.2026 23:15
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Built on a slick dummy too.
06.03.2026 21:21
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…I’m watching the rugby.
06.03.2026 21:20
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If you say so. 😉
06.03.2026 21:19
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👀
06.03.2026 21:15
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Also, he wants to relive his finest joke. I would.
06.03.2026 21:09
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He’s right.
06.03.2026 21:08
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‘Galloped in’
06.03.2026 21:07
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Can still do a couple by Wilfred Owen from O-level. But favourite is the Adrian Mitchell, that The Lad, then six, memorised for his homework:
‘When I am sad and weary
When I think all hope has gone
When I walk along High Holborn
I think of you with nothing on’
06.03.2026 21:05
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*exactly* like a gazelle.
06.03.2026 20:59
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Does anyone rate, let alone overrate, the 90s in this context?
06.03.2026 20:59
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Is there a finer sight?
06.03.2026 20:57
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Got to love a prop running in a try.
#therugby
#IreWal
06.03.2026 20:56
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Nothing new under the sun.
06.03.2026 20:54
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Ha! Yes.
06.03.2026 13:33
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Amazing. Thanks for sharing.
06.03.2026 13:21
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Down is generally a bad direction for a boat, right?
05.03.2026 23:18
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So rotten that even Luis Suarez won’t take a bite.
05.03.2026 23:17
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Fantastic photos.
05.03.2026 20:46
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And should not be denied.
05.03.2026 20:46
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On a Thursday!
05.03.2026 20:42
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LEV!
05.03.2026 20:31
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CUSTARD!
05.03.2026 20:28
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Puttanesca. There will be wine. Just as soon as I’ve finished this old-fashioned. 😁
05.03.2026 19:18
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Spider traditional
05.03.2026 15:59
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Come on, that VAT isn't going to pay itself. A man has to make sacrifices.
05.03.2026 12:25
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05.03.2026 12:24
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Not really what I was thinking of.
04.03.2026 21:21
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Sun headline about £500k compensation for migrants, discussing human rights, and public outcry over payouts.
Did you see this headline?
Did you feel the requisite anger and rage at asylum seekers that The Sun was asking of you?
Did you maybe blame Starmer because.... um... it was probably his fault🤷♀️
Would you like to know the reality behind the headline?
Course you would!😜
Let's take a look
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