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We talk a lot about sex stuff. We are a married couple from Australia, currently residing in the UK, exploring our kinky sides. We are into many different kinks and fetishes with an emphasis on fun and getting the most out of life.

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The Vagina Museum is a proudly trans inclusive organisation πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

We won't be silenced with our commitment to telling the entire story about anatomy, reproductive justice and bodily autonomy! Trans people have always existed and will always exist.

08.01.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 1232 πŸ” 234 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 6

A good quality bench vice is in your future then. Look forward to seeing some progress pics.

06.01.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ”₯NEW EPISODEπŸ”₯ The ultimate list of ways to tease/humiliate a #cuckold. With @1crystalwelch.bsky.social Listen now ➑️ www.venuscuckoldress.com/the-podcast

03.01.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

Good way to start the year: ditch that Big Tech browser and come on over 🀝

02.01.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
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Β£2.5 billion capital funding is a drop in the ocean for a scheme that would pay for itself in no time through increased economic activity driven by improved labour mobility.

This is a bad decision made for the wrong reasons by weak people who don’t deserve the power they wield.

21.12.2025 16:48 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you.

31.12.2025 11:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hope you have a great night regardless. Happy New Year to you all.

31.12.2025 08:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This tracks with my faves, although I would remove and replace as follows:
OMITB > Silo
The Diplomat > Shrinking
Down Cemetery Road > Severance

I enjoyed Down Cemetery Road but not more than Severance or the others. The replacements are not meant to be genre matching etc.

28.12.2025 04:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bondage Story | Erotic BDSM Seduction - Frolicme Couple play out restraint play and BDSM pleasure in this erotic Christmas bondage story. Erotically charged sex story for women and couples.

Speaking of Frolicme, read this beautiful erotic Christmas story by Lexie Bay for free with a story membership ❀️ I'm the commissioning ed so hmu if u write πŸ”₯ or love to read spicy romance
www.frolicme.com/stories/bond...

27.12.2025 01:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Merry Xmas to you. R

25.12.2025 22:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Professor, our foster dog, is up for adoption but has had zero applications. And I get it, people are busy, but he’s wonderful.

Not a sleep in your lap dog but the king of sleep next to you dogs. Just a nice little 4 month old gentleman. With a PhD.

new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...

24.12.2025 21:18 πŸ‘ 1260 πŸ” 248 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 28

Sigh. Another study saying we must change our diets to address climate change. I mean sure. That's on the list but maybe we could address datacenters, private mega yacht & jet travel, cruise ships, new pipelines, government blocking renewable systems, lack of public transit, trains & bikes lanes....

23.12.2025 20:41 πŸ‘ 193 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1
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A question to the few remaining Labour supporters: is this refugee-bashing what you voted for? | Owen Jones The government’s callousness has won it respect – from Tommy Robinson and the hard right, says Guardian columnist Owen Jones

In which @owenjones.bsky.social carefully and irresistibly unpicks the sadistic, intellectually dishonest and politically self-defeating policies of Shabana Mahmood. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

18.11.2025 15:57 πŸ‘ 212 πŸ” 64 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4
4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...

4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...

Car Size

xkcd.com/3167/

14.11.2025 21:15 πŸ‘ 9904 πŸ” 2769 πŸ’¬ 114 πŸ“Œ 157
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Google has now admitted that they will tap into users' personal data within Gmail and Drive in order for their upcoming AI search to "be more helpful".

For years, Google has advertised their services as "encrypted" and "secure", which begs the question: are they really?

1/5 🧡

13.11.2025 14:34 πŸ‘ 292 πŸ” 150 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 35

It’s never ever ever about really making people safe.

To be clear, you should NOT choke people, that’s a VERY dangerous thing to do.

But this is not going to protect a single person. Only harm.

12.11.2025 23:52 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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NoFrillDo | funkittoys NoFrillDo project description and purchase page

Until food stamps resume, I'll be donating 25% of all NoFrillDo sales to my local food bank. That's $5 per series 3, $6 per series 1, and $10 per series 2. Go get a dildo and dil-do some good.

funkittoys.com/nofrilldo

04.11.2025 19:04 πŸ‘ 185 πŸ” 136 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 12

Today’s a great day to ditch the preinstalled Big Tech browser and come on over. πŸ’ͺ

24.10.2025 14:47 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We don’t sell your data. We’re from places where that kind of thing gets you kicked out of the sauna.Β πŸ§–β€β™‚οΈπŸ¦΅

12.10.2025 11:30 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry for your loss, Venus. Take care.

26.09.2025 03:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
I just broke the news that our tech partners tracked over 277,000 devices in and around State Farm Stadium yesterday. They came from all across the country because Charlie pointed us all to Christ, and in his martyrdom given us the courage to do the same.

I just broke the news that our tech partners tracked over 277,000 devices in and around State Farm Stadium yesterday. They came from all across the country because Charlie pointed us all to Christ, and in his martyrdom given us the courage to do the same.

Proud to announce our unnamed tech partners tracked the cell phone locations of hundreds of thousands of people without their knowledge or consent

23.09.2025 16:27 πŸ‘ 4220 πŸ” 852 πŸ’¬ 92 πŸ“Œ 63

trans people are cool

anyone who thinks being trans is bad can go to the moon and stay there

20.09.2025 17:51 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Jimmy Kimmel Live! suspended indefinitely after host’s Charlie Kirk comments ABC says late-night show will not air for foreseeable future after Kimmel accused Republicans of β€˜doing everything they can to score political points’ from Kirk’s killing

If we’re going to have Chinese style autocracy in the US, I’d also like the renewable energy infrastructure, high speed rail, electric vehicles, investment in science, and good food.

18.09.2025 07:07 πŸ‘ 1023 πŸ” 194 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 11
A Netflix movie poster for The Electric State showing two robots, Chriss Pratt and Milly Bobby Brown. The poses and position of the characters has Pratt pretty well front and centre with Milly on this left, with her body pointed to the left and behind Pratt's left arm. It is clearly pushing Pratt as the more important character.

A Netflix movie poster for The Electric State showing two robots, Chriss Pratt and Milly Bobby Brown. The poses and position of the characters has Pratt pretty well front and centre with Milly on this left, with her body pointed to the left and behind Pratt's left arm. It is clearly pushing Pratt as the more important character.

No idea if it has been pointed out before, but here I was thinking that Milly was the actual star of this film, yet she seems to be a sidekick in this movie poster for The Electric State.

Did they think people would watch this because of the Pratt and not Milly?

11.09.2025 07:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So yeah, if you are posting your hot vibes LinkedIn article here on Blue Sky, you are absolutely getting a block from me. Keep that crap on that ridiculous business aura farming joke of a site where it belongs.

#YouSuck #LinkedInAuraIsWorthless

10.09.2025 22:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dildoing

07.09.2025 09:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And get yourself a Ruby Glow ofc! Incredible hands-free, ride on sex toy ❀️

www.therubyglow.com?utm=girlonth...

07.09.2025 08:12 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wasn't going to see it because of Jared Fucking Leto, but they decided to up the ante even more to convince me not to see it.

06.09.2025 11:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Within the HR space I cannot see that profession ever return to an employment positive situation. They embraced the use of automation very early on with resume selection and there doesn't seem to be a reason for the hiring process to include real people at any stage anymore. Time to retrain I guess.

06.09.2025 08:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It seems unlikely that the richest men in the world are so worried about footing the bill for decent regulation of the online space that they’ve signed up pliant politicians to invent a non-existent β€˜free speech crisis’. Until you remember just how greedy you have to be to become that rich…

04.09.2025 13:49 πŸ‘ 2071 πŸ” 436 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 15