Friend of mine was told he didn't get a job as a Training Officer whilst he was in a room delivering training.
He said "well I'm clearly not good enough at this" and walked out.
He just needs to establish himself in the test side first and then invent time travel.
On his current success rate I'd say there's a 50/50 chance.
Aah, beautiful Springtime. And with it comes the unmistakable sound of scaffolding going up.
And the dawn chorus of the road workers putting out traffic cones.
The York area rum sales haven't recovered from the loss either.
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Very sad what happened to him.
Umpired Collis about 10 years ago. He had a bat the size of a railway sleeper and dealt exclusively in boundaries.
His opening partner said he was difficult to bat with as you couldn't run anything more than a single.
Pay once, be fancy hundreds of times.
I got my nanna a tin of Harrods biscuits that lasted decades.....
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Its a novel approach. Maybe it'll catch on.
I went to see this at cinema,but it had finished.
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An owl
Its Superb Owl Sunday
Cracker: The early years.
Its giving strong "somebody's Fringe show" vibes, but I'm loving its insanity.
Guy Montgomery’s Guy Mont-Spelling Bee Australia, Series 1: Episode 1: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002qrjx via @bbciplayer
Watching it now. This definitely works.
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Promised so much
Had a great line up.
A couple of quality performances
Ultimately disappointing.
Royal Rumble or The Night Manager ?
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Doing the Edinburgh Festival this year? Have a read of this:
Back on Monday for series 8.
(thanks to @do0g7e.bsky.social for the image)
Beverley Jestwood comedy night line-up Stephen Catling, Brandon Koch, Nicole Scott, Mark Spencer, River, John Stannard, Rambling Sam with your host James Earl Marsters. 8pm, Wed 11th February @ Junk Bar, Beverley
Very excited about the February line-up for Beverley Jestwood, my little monthly comedy night which will be reaching its 11th edition! If you want to get your hands on the FREE tickets, head to:
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1980652276...
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Got mine yesterday.
Not started it yet but was the nicest wrapped package i've ever got on line.
Big nostalgic milestone today. It is exactly 10 years since January began.
Only one word for that: magic bowls.
one of the best things ever
